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Get a Little Action In by Bouncey for nohomoyesbi
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
22 Jul 2020
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One of the pitchfork guys stepped closer and tried to appear threatening. “You get the hell out of our village, mutant, and take yer scrappy prick of a bard with you.”
Geralt didn’t have time to think of another good response because Jaskier had already tackled the man to the ground.
(thank you to phrasikleia for the prompt on Tumblr!)
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- Part 1 of Gifts and Prompts
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“Please don’t leave me here, Geralt! Don’t take the money! I’ll be better, I promise! I won’t talk as much, I won’t touch Roach again, I won’t write any ballads about you, Geralt please, I lo-”
The guards had dragged Jaskier inside and slammed the heavy oak door shut before he could finish his sentence, but the Witcher had gotten the general idea. The bard thought he was doing this out of hatred and not out of the sincerest, purest love Geralt had ever felt. He thought this was a punishment and not a slightly backwards form of rescue. If only the bard could understand.
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Geralt is hired by Jaskier's family to return him home in time for his arranged marriage to another noble. Neither of them can acknowledge their feelings for each other until it's almost too late.
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- Part 2 of Gifts and Prompts
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The misstep was exactly what Jaskier wanted. He lurched forward, sword arm extended, and caught Geralt completely off-guard. The nobleman slid the length of his blade tightly against the Captain’s all the way to the handle. He used his body’s forward momentum and twisted his wrist a little. The sword launched from the pirate’s hand and onto the deck a few feet away. The brunette took two confident steps forward and tapped the tip of his blade against the soft underside of Geralt’s chin. His smirk contained the kind of smugness that could only be attained with noble blood. “I win.”
(smutty, self-indulgent pirate-y goodness)
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- Part 3 of Gifts and Prompts
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Geralt was incredibly nervous. He’d never done anything like this before. He’d been alive for close to seventy years and not once had he considered this a remotely probable situation.
Yet here he sat.
He had dressed in what was, quite possibly, the most ridiculous outfit he’d ever worn in his life. No matter how odd and silly the costume seemed, he also knew how utterly striking it made him look. This was the result of several calculated choices and decisions. This was his one and only attempt at seducing Jaskier and he’d put effort into it. Quite a bit of effort.
(smutty self-indulgent pirate au fic for my birthday. Jaskier's mind gets blown and so does Geralt)
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- Part 4 of Gifts and Prompts
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Geralt’s face was aflame and he was glad that his mutations tamped down the majority of his blush. “I could chop firewood or carry water. I can cook a little and I’m good with horses.”
“Hmm.” Jaskier made his way down the steps and walked in a slow circle around the suddenly nervous Witcher. No Lord or Viscount had ever done that to him before. Jaskier was appraising him with eyes that had seen Geralt's every high and low. Jaskier was his best friend, after all. He knew what Geralt was capable of; what was the point of this whole Lordly charade? Jaskier circled back to his front and paused thoughtfully, “I suppose we can find you a room.”
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Jaskier is the Lord of the castle and Geralt's a dirty rascal...
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- Part 5 of Gifts and Prompts
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Centerfold by Bouncey
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
18 Oct 2020
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He grabbed the plastic beige handset off the wall and dialed Yennefer, anxiously twirling and untwirling the phone cord around his pointer finger while he waited for her to pick up. Eventually he heard a click and Yen giggled out a quiet, “Hello? Geralt?”
“You witch!”
“You are so welcome, dude.”
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Yennefer finds Geralt's high school crush on the cover of a Playgirl and decides that meddling in her friend's love-life might be kind of fun.
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- Part 6 of Gifts and Prompts
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Cause You Are My Medicine (When You're Close to Me) by Bouncey
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
11 Nov 2020
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Geralt has always had a difficult time talking about his feelings; this time it nearly kills him.
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- Part 7 of Gifts and Prompts
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This is the Beat of My Heart by Bouncey
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
13 Feb 2021
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Geralt’s fingers curl painfully into the tops of his legs. He’s trying to hold himself down against the rough-hewn seat of the tavern bench with all his mighty strength; there’s an irritating sound filling the small room that has activated his fight or flight response, and he can’t do either without drawing suspicion from the already antsy villagers. The haunting rhythm echoes through him, a soft but insistent -thud thud thud- that floods his senses and soothes his aching head. The sound is more familiar to the witcher than his own gruff voice. More familiar than his brothers’ voices, or Vesemir’s. This staccato beat has marked out every terrifying moment in the witcher’s long life.
The sound that pounds against Geralt’s ears is his soulmate’s heartbeat.
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- Part 8 of Gifts and Prompts
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It's Gotta Be You by Bouncey
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
02 Mar 2021
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“Holy shit!” Jaskier practically screams. “Holy motherfucking shit!”
“What!?” Yennefer comes flying around the corner. “What’s wrong!?”
“Nothing is wrong, Yenna! Everything is awesome! Everything absolutely fucking rocks!”
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Jaskier wins the opportunity to play the love interest in his favorite band's new music video.
It goes about as expected.
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- Part 9 of Gifts and Prompts
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You (or Your Memory) by Bouncey
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
10 Mar 2021
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Three days, one hour, and fifteen minutes after Geralt dismissed him forever, Jaskier wakes up with a loud gasp and a violent shudder. He blinks slowly, allowing his eyes to adjust to the bright light streaming in through a window. Whatever he’s lying on is comfortable and the sheets smell fresh and bright, like lilac and freesia. A hint of gooseberry lies beneath it all, delicate and sweet. He glances around the space and finds it to be relatively bare; a guest room, perhaps. Maybe he’s a servant at some noble house?
Jaskier only really knows that his name is Jaskier and that he plays music. He’s also rather talented with floral arrangements.
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- Part 10 of Gifts and Prompts