SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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Is this what people mean when they say "voice box"? by niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
12 Apr 2018
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White and Yellow ruin what should have been a lazy morning.
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- Part 1 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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i got to do things my own way, darling (you should just let me) by niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 May 2018
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Three scenes featuring morally ambiguous Peter and morally dubious Wade.
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- Part 2 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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Do you get the message I'm tryna send to you? by niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
16 May 2018
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Wilson re-entered the room, took stock of the two blushing faces, Rogers' abject confusion, and Wade's laughter, and sighed. "I really, honestly don't want to know," he said, moving past Peter to get to his seat.
"Neither do I," Coulson said, and his return signaled the meeting would resume.
Peter tried his best to listen, but was more occupied with covering a sheet of notepaper in his and Wade's logos and little hearts.
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Five times Wade sang to Peter, and one time Peter sang to Wade.
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- Part 3 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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Anytime by niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Jul 2021
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Wade rocked back on his heels. Maybe he would just go to one of his Brooklyn safehouses to sit and wait for patrol with Spidey. He tugged the sleeves of his sweatshirt lower over his hands at the thought of his reluctant crime-fighting partner. Spider-Man probably wouldn't nervously cower in fear from Wade's scars. He might yell. He might vomit. Spidey was dramatic that way.
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Wade is entranced by an omega he saw across a train car. It's a very confusing few weeks for him.
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- Part 4 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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if this isn't fate then it does not exist by niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Jul 2024
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"Naw. But I was just thinking, you know." Deadpool got uncharacteristically silent for a moment, seeming… nervous? "Last time you had a night off, we, uh."
The slow, knowing smile that made its way to Peter's lips came unbidden. "We what?" he asked innocently. But it wasn't like he could ever forget.
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Peter can't stop scenting Wade all of a sudden, and knows exactly what to do about it.
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- Part 5 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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kinesthetic by niðavellir (KingPreussen) for idioticIntelligence
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Aug 2024
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Deadpool waited a beat, trying to give his next move some actual thought, and then just blurted the first thing that came to his head. "Something up, web-head? Can Daddypool fix it?"
Bad move. Deadpool could almost see the frisson of distaste that ran up Spider-Man's spine, changing his lazy slouch into the couch cushions into sitting ramrod straight. His mouth was set in a hard line now and he stared straight ahead at the television for a long moment.
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Deadpool doesn't like seeing Spidey upset, but he never knows how to fix it. Until he does.
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- Part 6 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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though im closer to wrong im no further from right by niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
07 Sep 2024
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"If you two think I wasn't propositioning DP, you're wrong," Peter said sternly. "It's called flirting. Maybe look it up." That seemed to shut all three of them up, from the way Wade almost dropped his taco (a cardinal sin).
Wade came back online a few moments later. "You two?" he ventured, comically looking over both shoulders. "It's just me and you up here, baby boy, unless you've got some invisible friend I haven't met yet."
Peter was already shaking his head before Wade stopped speaking. "Dickhead and asshole, up there," he said, motioning with his taco-filled hand up at Wade's head. "They never know when to leave you the hell alone."
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Five times Peter shut the boxes up, and one time the boxes talked back.
NEW: Chapter 8
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- Part 7 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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count every second on every clock by niðavellir (KingPreussen) for Argan19
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Aug 2024
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"Sorry, DP," Peter said then, putting the tacos down and folding his hands tightly in his lap to keep from rubbing his fingers together. He had been told all his life that it was distracting and unnerving to other people to see him fidgeting with his hands. "I don't like it. Sorry."
When Deadpool turned to look at him, he expected frustration, or confusion. Instead, Deadpool smiled and said, "That's okay, Spidey! I'll get you something else next time." After a beat, Deadpool tilted his head. "What didn't you like about it?"
Peter's mouth went dry.
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Wade helps Peter understand something important about himself. Gwen and Dr Banner help, too.
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- Part 8 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
- Part 1 of the hours come the hours go
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parker misery syndrome by niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
09 Aug 2024
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Wade was home. Peter wanted so badly to feel relieved. Then he caught sight of the pile of dirty laundry outside the washer, where he had left it that morning expecting Wade to do it, and the pile of dishes in the sink, and Wade sitting on the couch in his boxers with his feet up in front of the TV like he didn't have a care in the world.
"What the fuck, Wade," he said, slamming the door shut behind himself.
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Misery loves company.
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- Part 9 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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zolpidem by niðavellir (KingPreussen) for Iliedaboutthechocolates
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Aug 2024
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Peter finally sighed and sat up in bed, reaching over for his charging phone. He swiped it open, squinting blearily at the bright screen as he searched for Wade's contact.
>>> eepy, he texted Wade.
A few minutes later, he received a text back:
<<< then eep
>>> cant
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Long time insomnia sufferer Peter asks his boyfriend to come over and chill, since he can't sleep anyway.
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- Part 10 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
- Part 1 of anxiolytics, sedatives, and hypnotics
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some people fall in love and find quicksand by niðavellir (KingPreussen) for Argan19
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Sep 2024
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Peter hadn't hid anything from Wade since he took off his mask and told Wade his name and now he was hiding something.
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Peter wants to end their relationship. Wade does it first.
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- Part 11 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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the no-end, lifelong dream by niðavellir (KingPreussen) for Argan19
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Oct 2024
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While they were masked up he was Spider-Man: snarky, and quick witted, and a little mean (which made Wade tingle all over). But in those moments in between, when Peter looked at Wade with those adorable doe eyes, he was unfailingly kind.
Wade had never seen one shoe so perfectly positioned on the ground, clean and shining and pristine. Now to wait for the other to drop, hard, on top of his head.
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Wade always preferred negative attention to being desperately lonely and ignored. Peter wants to give him all the positive attention in the world.
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- Part 12 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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you're the light that leads me to home by niðavellir (KingPreussen) for buffypeppers
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Sep 2024
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Wade suddenly understood what was happening. It was only a matter of time until the Weapon X experiments either forced a mutation or killed him, and he felt some kind of vindictive joy that Francis lost out on his potential "super soldier" that he had spent so much time and money on.
Wade was dead, finally, and by some stroke of luck he was in heaven.
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A life of pain, both experiencing and causing it, should have landed Wade in hell. A clerical error puts him in heaven instead.
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- Part 13 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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take every rule you come across and bend it by niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Sep 2024
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The dilapidated warehouse Wade had found near Pier 34 was freezing inside.
Peter folded his arms over his chest and hunched over himself. He shivered from the cold, mostly, but also at the things Wade was pulling out of the slim backpack he had worn on the way over. They made purposeful thunks as he set them on top of the wooden box.
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Peter always gets what he wants.
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- Part 14 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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you do your job, i'll do mine by niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Sep 2024
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Peter leaned over the back of the couch and watched the door for any sign of life while the television droned on behind him. He put on some random YouTube video from Wade's history, a video essay about the evolution of Sanrio characters, but it wasn't able to hold his attention the way their bedroom door did.
Plain. White. Closed.
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Ace!Peter loves to make his perfect boyfriend feel good.
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- Part 15 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
- Part 1 of body language
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this city by the sea by niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Sep 2024
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Wade slung his rifle case over his shoulder and placed it on the roof in front of himself, preparing to assemble the gun, take the shot, and get the fuck out of the city never ever to return.
"Whatcha doin'?"
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Wade has avoided New York like the plague for years. As soon as he returns, a spider catches him in its web.
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- Part 16 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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i don't want your love if it's logical by niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Oct 2024
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While Peter stayed mostly sober when they went out, sipping water and Coke when Wade went back to the bar for shots, Wade spiraled deliciously out of control as the night wore on.
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Wade does a lot of drugs and Peter gets his fill in a different way.
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- Part 17 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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faster than stars falling by niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
20 Oct 2024
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When Peter was feeling poetic, which was more often than he expected, he liked to imagine Wade as a hummingbird. Very colorful and bright, always moving, but somehow fragile. Sometimes he could almost feel Wade's heart beating swift and light in his cupped hands.
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Wade deserves to know.
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- Part 18 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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and so we go back to the remedy by niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Nov 2024
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"Yoink," Spider-Man said gleefully, snatching the rifle out of the woman cop's good hand and sticking it diagonally across his back. He took her radio too, hitting the GPS switch and then the talk button. "Brooklyn-bound M train at Flushing station, two charred pigs on a spit ready for dinner. Over and out."
Then he beaned the male cop with it, knocking him cold.
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The only "roving gang" in NYC is the NYPD. Spider-Man works to rectify this.
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- Part 19 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
- Part 1 of still in my blood but now inside i'm sane
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whatever you want me to do by niðavellir (KingPreussen) for idioticIntelligence
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Dec 2024
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Peter Parker wasn't afraid of much.
(Total lie--in fact, his biggest fear involved such a catastrophic failure of the careful control he had built up over the years to keep his friends and family safe that he lost not only them but everyone else in New York due to his incompetence. But we digress.)
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Wade's request reveals Peter's second fear.
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- Part 20 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics