Fuck EVERY Canon.
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Fuck Naruto Canon (Or: Four Idiots and Their Stupid OP Kekkei Genkai) by CyberQueen_Jolyne, desolatedsabers, StitchLipsScrawlings, The_Mad_Mystic
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
10 Aug 2024
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On this episode of Ninja Gear:
An Uchiha is somehow the only member of the squad with decent parents
A nonbinary thot becomes nearly indestructible with the power of calcium
A small child has severe crippling depression
And an Uzumaki child destabilizes international politics by bombing a city
Or: Four Idiots self insert into Naruto with varying degrees of trauma, autism, OP Bloodline bullshit, and whatever the fuck else we decided to throw in.
The Third Shinobi War has never been so fucking stupid.
"We can't call this crack because of Sakuya and her depression!" - desolatedsabers
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- Part 1 of Fuck EVERY Canon.
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Nerevarine: Hero or Monster? by The_Mad_Mystic
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
26 Mar 2024
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The Nerevarine has arrived in Morrowind, but with knowledge of the days to come. A male dunmer with memories stolen and memories given, sent on the path to become the Nerevarine, decides perhaps Tamriel needs a positive change, for once.
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If you read my other works, you probably know what to expect.Series
- Part 2 of Fuck EVERY Canon.
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Fuck Shield Hero Canon, Or: Eight Idiots Decide to Pull a John Brown with Their Stupid OP Bullshit by Argo_The_Rat, Cheese_Bandit21, CT_2864_Clone_1853034, CyberQueen_Jolyne, Randomsumofagum, ResiRess, SaberTheMage, The_Mad_Mystic
Fandoms: 盾の勇者の成り上がり - アネコユサギ | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero - Aneko Yusagi, 盾の勇者の成り上がり | Tate no Yuusha no Nariagari | The Rising of the Shield Hero (Anime), 大神 | Okami (Video Games), Dark Souls (Video Games), Soul Eater (Anime & Manga), Doom (Video Games)
15 Oct 2024
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Man, fuck slavery, right?
Eight dumbasses are given the power to utterly annihilate the status quo in the Shield Hero world and, in the words of that one John Brown meme:
"FACE THE JUDGEMENT OF THE LORD, SLAVER!"
Needless to say, the plotline derails very, very quickly.
(This is a discontinued fic, because we uh... all lost interest after we realized how little of substance there was to this whole series. Sorry.)
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- Part 3 of Fuck EVERY Canon.
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Fuck Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Canon: Flames in Eternal Winter by Argo_The_Rat, CyberQueen_Jolyne, FXCF, LuckyJester, Randomsumofagum, ResiRess
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime 1997-2023)
26 Dec 2024
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The Pokémon world is in danger and Arceus, owning to the lack of humans aged 10-16, summons some helpers to save the world.
That stupid fuck.
These six idiots rapidly become overpowered and, in the process of saving the world many times over, are very interested in making a complaint to the llama in charge. Fist first.
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- Part 4 of Fuck EVERY Canon.