don't feed the plants!

i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of

clown graveyard and its just one grave

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

google search Beautiful rocks near me

did you seriously just let it linger

and i don’t even like staying up this late i just do it

if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

he would not fucking say that but it’s he would not fucking talk about his queer identity like he was reading out of a college campus lgbt center brochure

applying papier mache to the homie who fell asleep on the floor during the party and then using it as a mold to make a 1-to-1 perfect silicone sculpture of him which we place on the floor and gently interlace with him so it looks like he is sleeping restfully with the yin yang of his own somnolent form lol

i think you should be able to emoji react to MyChart lab results

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

oh! i forgot to do this. okay starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world and i actually seriously genuinely properly truly mean it this time

we could be dunking bread in the same little bowl of olive oil, do you ever think of that?