Jan 15
Odin: Can you come collect your freak of a man please. Odin: He's doing things. Sigyn: No I set him loose on purpose. Sigyn: He needs enrichment.
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Sep 11, 2023
Odin: There’s a thin line between being a genius and being a fucking idiot. Frigg: Loki uses that line as a skipping rope.
Oct 23, 2024
Baldr: you really put everything aside and came here for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Frigg : several traffic violations
Thor: three counts of resisting arrest
Odin: roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks
Tyr: Also, that's not our car
Dec 3, 2023
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Dec 7, 2023
Ares: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
Tyr: Which came first, the orange or the orange?
Athena: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.
Neit: What was the color called before then?
Bellona: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!
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Feb 21, 2023
Idunn in Skáldskaparmál:
Aug 4, 2023
Loki: would I lie to you?
Thor: yes.
Jun 10, 2023
Hades: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right.
Yama: Looking right because you left.
Anubis: Looking up cause you let me down.
Ereshkigal: Looking down cause you fucked up.
Hel: What is wrong with you guys?
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