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Diomedes: "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy." I would. Pussy. Odysseus: "I wouldn't stoop to their level." I will. Coward. Achilles: "I'm the bigger person." I'm not. Give me the gun, bitch.

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Ares who helps Odysseus. fights the suitors angrily? Nah.

Eumaeus had 4 dogs, wild as beasts. You can't tell me Ares didn't lose track of time when he played with the puppies.

Ares: Athena look! That black one's giving me a kiss!

Athena: Ares he's... he's trying to bite your hand off.

Ares: What???

Eumaeus: Um my Lord, should I call off my dogs or-

Ares: Sends him a look full of murder.

Eumaeus: ... ooooor never mind. Have a... a good time??

Ares: Great! So where am I- oh a group hug!

Dogs: Trying to take Ares down and bite him off like a prey.

Ares: Best. Day. Ever!

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Apollo: *crying* It was so hard! I couldn't take it man!

Artemis: *patting him on the back* Yeah life can be hard sometimes.

Apollo: Life?

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Achilles: See I'm straight but if there was a man I would marry it'd be Patroclus.

Briseis: How do you feel about that, Pat?

Patroclus:

Patroclus: It's not helping with the rumors.

Briseis: I think the kiss you guys shared in my tent isn't helping with the rumors.

Achilles: Yeah I just hate that he didn't give me enough tongue.

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(Spoiler!)

β€œLet’s have open arms instead!”

β€œNo.”

Ody is just so tired and defeated that he gave up on everything, and $100 says that he saw Polites when that happened and another thing that drove him to be more ruthless, he saw his friend that died because he WASN’T ruthless.

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