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@tobiasvonberlin

male straight open to yap tobias

hello all introduction post hi im tobias (von berlin), von berlin is fake but tobias is real :3 i aint sayin my last name on this cursed ass site

err i like half life 2, half life 1, half life mods in general, gmod, synergy, sven co-op, hldm, l4d2, portal, pretty much anything in the source engine except for like, dota

i also draw occasionally and edit videos for fun, as well as make little designs (like the eagle). i got a channel on yt n shit if you can find it you can look at it :3 i am professional stalker as well. if you follow me on tumblr i will probably look at everything about you. thats a joke, i wont, but ill want to

awesome tags are id put my dick in it, id put it in my vagina, and in reference to ____

edit 1 - i forgot that i like to code. how the hell did i forget that. im also a linux user, currently on Debian but i think i prefer arch tbh

edit 2 - swapped from debian to arch now!! debian make me go cry cry

male

straight

open to yap

tobias

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My Argentinean housemate just got a book on proper American accents and I’ve never felt more attacked

like why’s it gotta be so accurate

What’s fascinating to me is realizing that we simply ignore the glottal stop in every word that begins with a vowel when we speak quickly. Like unless you’re enunciating or speaking slowly you simply tell that glottal stop β€œfuck you” and hook the vowel to the previous consonant sound. Amazing. Glottal stops more like waste of time amirite

i love absorbing monster energy from @t0t411y-n0t-hum4n and using it to harass him with a japanese pikachu that says anal on it

Misogyny.

do ppl actually talk about tits of 14 year olds?? is that a thing??

yes that was a literal nickname I had in highschool by a group of seniors and juniors.

14-year-old cis males talk about tits regularly and think about them constantly.

Source: I have been a 14-year-old cis male.

What if I stomped you to death with the heel of my shoe

Reading my comment again, that would be a legitimate response.

I actually misread @tobiasvonberlin's question; I originally thought he was asking if 14-year-olds talked about tits, not whether people talked about the bodies of 14-year-olds. Either way, it was a poorly-considered and poorly-phrased response.

I offer my apologies, and will try to do better in the future.

very unfortunate time to misunderstand a question

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Misogyny.

do ppl actually talk about tits of 14 year olds?? is that a thing??

sadly yes one time when I was 11 a old guy came up to me and said "I like your breast very squishy and big" and then touched them and walked away

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fuck you im installing arch with kde and not debian.