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I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.

greg house stays in the closet so he can say faggot and have people get offended by it

They made a show called “The T word” which essentially was the same as “The L word” but all the lesbians were translators. When my teacher suggested we watch it in our translation class, I was like sir, this is a terrible idea.

I might've organised this Devil's Sacrament, but you rocked up to it in full ceremonial garb

@theshitpostcalligrapher

I accidentally hit send before finishing the sentence. woops !

pukicho what words could have fixed that sentence?

I forgot the period.

“Stop motion animation doesn’t take long enough already, let’s add textile arts.”

[video description: an animation in yarn of a row of sheep all jumping over a fence in a grassy field. /end description]

"i would find you in any universe" but it's very clearly intended as a threat

(stroking your cheek) i would find and kill you in any lifetime

Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

not an excuse for what

for not voting

adhd is: telling yourself “ alright time to get started” every 30 minutes and continuing to not move

regardless of whether it's a real phenomenon or not i have to hand it to spontaneous human combustion for being such a deceptively professional-sounding combination of words for the funniest explanation for anything on the planet. cause of death: their body just did that.

Y'all be like "be a freaky queer" and then have a problem with polyamory, premarital Sex and being attracted to gnc Trans people 😭

Oh really the freaky queers are into weird shit? Really theyre into piss kink and roleplaying as siblings? Really they like to suck on a binky? Are you gonna make a post about how disgusted you are now? Are you gonna spend actual years obsessing over every move this real person is doing as to find the pedophilia particles? But youre not transphobic right? You aren't using social disgust at fetishes to drive a hate and harassment campaign and try to ruin a problematic queer's life for no reason? You'd never do that right? You'd never use american puritan culture rooted in white supremacy and fascism? You'd never...

studying ancient history will have you thinking stuff like The 18th century was basically yesterday

i'll never live down the time i was talking with a friend and i said "given recent events". my friend said "what recent events?" and i had to reply "the Protestant Reformation"