This makes English sound somewhat like chaos magic, which . . . I mean, I guess??
Probably not in your walls
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they don't want you to know this but rereading books is not a waste of time and is actually even more fun than the first time around
another cool bug on this site is when youre on mobile and suddenly the ads will just move and cover the post youre reading
im so sorry ill make it up to you
enjoy the WOOLLY CHAFER BEETLE
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Whatever man. SkizzlepΕ
Btw every single person that sees this post gets head pats
You can't negotiate out of this you will all get pated
peak philosophy in ao3 tags
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concept: a death god that is actually surprisingly supportive and on the side of the good guys, supporting actions and promoting policies that will lead to the kingdom growing and thriving instead of being destroyed, because the more the kingdom grows, the more people there are, and the more people there are the more people will eventuallyΒ die, and when youβre an immortal god of death, you know thereβs no need to rush. youβll get them all in the end
i like how the responses on this post are cleanly split betweenΒ βhey this is a great story idea i love itβ andΒ βthis is absolutely terrifyingβ
Yes. A Death that is kind, and patient, and inevitable.
A Death that need not fight against you, that will often fight for you, because why not? It will gather you home eventually. Why not enjoy you first?
A Death that treasures those who fight it most ardently. That loves healers and defenders and survivalists and necromancers and mad scientists and immortal gods. That lets them pour everything they are into fighting it, denying it, adoring every desperate scrap of strength and will and brilliance and raw determination poured out against it. That catches you when your strength is done and all your will and brilliance run out, that gathers you close beneath a warm, dark cloak, and whispers well done, oh child, you were magnificent, well done.
A Death who will not seek to hasten an inevitable end, who will chastise those who seek to hasten it for others in Deathβs stead, who will slowly and patiently plot and sow and siphon away from the great monsters of the world. Because who are they to hasten Deathβs domain, who are they to deny Death its time and its place, who are they to cut short these vital glories that illuminate it so? Who are they to presume upon its will, that is so much larger and so much longer than theirs?
Who are they to call, and presume that Death, of all beings, should obey?
A Death that is not a hunter but a gatherer, who is always and eternal, who loves you, and can afford to wait. A Death who will fight for you and defend you, who will place its hand upon those who would speed you to its embrace, who has no need to rush you, only to greet you when you call.
A Death who is kind.
And patient.
And, before all and above all,
inevitable.
GAGGED
No amount of executive orders can make us cease to exist.
hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly
[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly
My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me βdonβt worry, itβs getting betterβ in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.
βWhy are you American?β I asked, to which I got:
βSorry, itβs getting betterβ in a stereotypical posh English accent.
βWhy are you English?β I asked, amused.
βWhat is he normally?β He managed to ask.
βHe? Youβre not anyone else, youβre you.β
βUgh, meβ was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.
Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents
My boyfriend would be gettinβ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said,Β βWhat is he normally?β about himself.
Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said βthey share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat themβ.
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cβmon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*