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New Year, new masterlist. Requests are now open, see this post for details.

Last updated: 02, 19, 2025

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Fluffcember 2024

Masterlist I

Masterlist II

Masterlist III

Masterlist IV

Masterlist V

Masterlist VI

Masterlist VII

Masterlist VIII

Masterlist IX

Masterlist X

Masterlist XI

DMC:

Dante x Bug-loving!Male!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Depressed!Male!Reader headcannons

Guitarist!Nero x Reader headcannons

Fluffy (V x Reader)

The half devil and the devil hunter (Vergil x Reader AU)

Sparda boys + V x Quiet!Reader NSFW headcannons

Sparda boys + V x SA Traumatized Reader headcannons

Sparda twins x GN!Succubus!Reader headcannons

DMC5!Dante x Fem!Demon!Reader with stretch marks insecurity headcannons

Blood Boil (Vergil x Reader enemies to lovers)

Dante + V x Shy!Virgin!Reader headcannons

Dante x GN!Cold-handed!Reader headcannons

DMC5!Dante x Demon!Reader being the “cool relatives” headcannons

Sparda twins x Male!Reader wet dreams headcannons

V x Serial killer!Reader headcannons

Sparda boys + V x Pinocchio-like!Reader headcannons

Robo-companion!Dante x Reader headcannons

Dante x GN!Childhood friend!Reader headcannons

Dante x Fem!Lolita!Reader headcannons

Good (V x Reader pegging)

The Rain (Vergil x Reader)

FF7:

My turn (Vincent x Reader fluff)

Vacation day (Angeal x Reader NSFW)

Words (Sephiroth x Introverted!Reader)

A great confession (Cloud x Giant!Reader)

Metal Gear:

Reward (MGS2!Raiden x Reader NSFW)

Beautiful (MGS2!Raiden x Male!Reader NSFW)

Mgs2!Raiden x Reader with chronic leg pain headcannons

Crush Me (MGS2!Raiden x Reader NSFW)

Pamper (MGS4!Raiden x Fem!Reader headcannons)

Slow down (MGS2!Raiden x Reader NSFW)

Love and deepspace:

I have something for you, you know that scene in the thor movies where it's raining heavily but thor makes sure it's not raining on him or Jane while they talk?

That but with mister "I am the storm that is approaching"

That's all just a thought

Aaaaaaaa a fellow Thor enjoyer

The Rain (Vergil x Reader)

Today was a cold, chilly day, with a serious downpour of rain, just like it had been for the past week—not that you minded.

No, you were perfectly fine, having to walk on slick streets with water pounding all around you, splattering on the ground and soaking your shoes. For now, your top half was fine since you'd had the foresight to purchase an umbrella, but the rest of you, particularly your feet, were crying out in agony, begging you to find somewhere warm and dry before they shriveled up and fell off.

Since you were so preoccupied with seeking shelter, you hardly noticed a familiar half-demon travelling the same path as you were, but in the opposite direction. You couldn't hear him greet you thanks to the thunderous downpour, but when the rain suddenly seemed to get quieter and the perpetual pressure on your umbrella disappeared, you knew something was amiss.

Directing your gaze upwards, you came face to face with none other than Vergil, who was completely dry, unlike you, and wearing his usual stone-cold expression.

"Y/N," He said, coldly.

"Hey, Verg." You replied, breathlessly looking around and discovering the rain was avoiding the two of you, as if it were afraid of his very presence. "Are you doing this?"

"Doing what?"

Vergil's ignorance was surprising. You'd think that if he'd unlocked the power to controll the weather, he'd make a big show about it to demonstrate how he is superior to Dante.

"Are you doing...this?" You made a few vague gestures and gave up.

"How was your day?" Vergil suddenly asked, as if the last few exchanges hadn't even taken place. He began walking again, taking the dome of dryness with him. You hurried to keep up with him, not wanting to get left in the pouring rain.

"My day was pretty wet," You told him honestly, deciding that if he was going to ignore his current circumstances, you would too. "What about yours?"

"Oddly enough, everyone I spoke with this morning has said the same thing: that their day was wet. My day has been dry."

Absolutely!

Dante x Fem!Lolita!Reader headcannons

-Dante only ever saw pretty clothes like the ones you wear in the back of his mother's closet, and sometimes on TV.

-He wants to know how you're supposed to maintain all those ruffles and ribbons when they look extremely delicate and hard to keep in place.

-He finds himself quite drawn to the beautiful colors and begins wondering if they make those same clothes, but for guys. He does indeed want a pastel suit or something.

-Likes playing with some of your hair accessories when you're nit using them. Sometimes, when he's feeling especially daring, he'll actually wear some.

-While in the beginning, he was only mildly intrigued by your fashion sense, he grows more and more interested by the day.

-It's not long before he starts declaring you the cutest doll-faced princess he's ever had or ever will have the pleasure of meeting.

-While he normally hates shopping for clothes, he has no objections to following you around as you look for new dresses.

-Once saw a fancy doll in the window of a toy shop and decided to buy it because it looked kinda like you.

Don't bother asking him to rate your outfit, he always gives positive feedback regardless of what you're wearing.

yes, of course!

Good (V x reader pegging)

"There's a good boy...so good for me."

The sound of your voice echoed through the room, bouncing off the walls and lingering in the air even after it seemed to fade. In response, V let out the tiniest of moans, eyes fluttering shut for just a moment before they widened in surprise as you sunk your strap-on further into him. The slick silicone stretched his previously untouched insides deliciouly wide, brushing against all his sensitive spots before coming to a rest deep within him, though not for long.

"You love this, don't you? Love being impaled on my cock?" Giggling despite yourself, you punctuated your sentences by tormenting him with a few hard thrusts. V tried to contain himself and his noises, but the pleasure won in the end and he moaned loudly, mumbling something unintelligible for a moment or two before falling silent again.

"Ooh, look at you," You teased, grabbing his cheeks and pinching them playfully. "You're normally so eloquent, so good with your words. Now you can't even speak a coherent sentence."

V whined at you for that, but did nothing else other than spread his legs a little further and bite his lip to keep down a moan when you began rocking your hips back and forth again. The more you moved, the redder and harder his dick got, before it looked so flushed you were almost afraid to touch it for fear of it exploding in your hands.

At this point, V was begging you to let him finish, but he was just so out of breath, he couldn't get all the words out and was forced to lay there, writhing helplessly, while you tortured him with rough thrusts that managed to hit right on all his sweet spots. 5 seconds later, you decided you were going to make him cum without even touching his cock, just for the fun of it, but you could only do that if you pounded him nice and rough.

The room was consequently filled with the sounds of V's groaning and whimpering that got louder by the second. His helpless, untouched cock bounced between the two of you, twitching, trembling; so close to cumming. He could feel the pressure building up inside him, threatening to burst, just a little more—!

Suddenly, he was there, flying off the edge of ecstasy, his back arching while he came harder than he'd ever in his life. White liquid was everywhere, coating both your abdomens and the nearby sheets, demonstrating just how good you made him feel.

yea sure :)

Dante x GN!Childhood friend!Reader headcannons

WARNING: Major plot spoilers!

-You two likely met when you were very, very little, either from school or by accident as you wandered onto Sparda's property without realizing it.

-Dante took an instant liking to you, more than his brother, and even more than his mother, which doesn't seem possible given how sweet and caring she was to you.

-You frequently went out to play together, chased bugs, picked flowers, and often terrorized Vergil together. Sometimes, Eva and Sparda would invite you over for dinner, and even rarer, your parents would tag along.

-Everyone was happy and life was grand until the demons attacked and Eva died, with Dante supposedly dead and Vergil missing. No one knew what became of Sparda, and so, your happiness was shattered.

-For years, you mourned the loss of your best friend, but with time and support from your family, you managed to move on, make new friends, and grow up.

-Then you saw his face in the news one day as a report about all the damage this "destructive demon hunter" was causing after one particularly flashy stunt.

-The moment you saw him, you knew, even though he looked different, despite everything that everyone told you, that was your buddy. That was Dante, and you had to go see him.

-You were at Devil May Cry in a matter of minutes, having run so fast some pedestrians thought you were late to an appointment. In a way, you were late; late to a reunion that should have happened years ago.

-Dante didn't remember who you were at first, but all you had to do to jog his memory was to introduce yourself, a tinge of nostalgic childishness unintentionally seeping into your voice.

-After hugging for a while and exchanging your life's stories, Dante asked you to join him in his quest to hunt demons, and of course, despite having no knowledge or combat skills whatsoever, you agreed. You figured you could pick up stuff as you went.

-From that point onward, you two were inseparable. No amount of convincing from parents, friends, or distant relatives that you had a fondness for could get you to go back on your word. You had lost Dante for years, now was your chance to make up for all that time.

-Dante had his fair share of family struggles too, such as losing Vergil again when he jumped off the Temen Ni-Gru, just to name one painful incident. He also fought with debt, which you tried your best to save him from.

-Of course, you couldn't fix his life completely, but you didn't really feel like you needed to. Dante was your bestie, your bro, your homie, your—whatever you wanted to call him. He was just fine the way he was, pizza addiction and everything.

Sure!

Robo-companion!Dante x Reader headcannons

-However you managed to do it, you got stuck with a goofy sidekick, a loud, energetic one that liked draining the batteries on your devices just for the hell of it.

-He was a large-ish, humanoid android-like thingy with visible weld lines and metallic body parts, but from his personality alone, you'd think he was some kind of raucous pet.

-He was frequently found rummaging through your fridge in the middle of the night, despite the fact that he not only doesn't need to, but can't eat anything.

-Occasionally, he needs to power down and perform internal maintenance that you cannot interfere with—not that you would in the first place, since these rare periods of quiet time are dearly cherished.

-Dante is a very capable fighter, though. In battle, he is the epitome of competence and skill, but his number one priority as your robot companion is making sure you survive the fight, even if it means he doesn't.

-After multiple harrowing experiences, you begin to realize your life just wouldn't be the same without your stupid robot, annoying as he is, and begin to see him in a less than begrudging light.

-It's not long before you start to question whether it's possible for a human to fall in love with a robot, and if a relationship can be pursued.

-"You're really getting too attached to this robot for your own good," say the haters. "One day, you'll die, and he'll be left all alone, without a purpose. Either that or he'll break down before you do—then what?" You and your robo-buddy just flip them off as you casually stroll past.

Thank you so much, I'm grinning lol 💜 enjoy!

A great confession (Cloud x Giant!Reader)

Throughout the course of his very unusual life, Cloud was always under the impression that if nothing else, his romantic preferences were pretty normal—not that he'd given romance much thought to begin with. He was more focused on figuring out just what the hell was going on—and staying sane despite the long-haired annoyance that just never seemed to want to leave him alone.

Then you walked into his life and Cloud realized he had a lot to learn about life and love and everything in between. While his memories are a fuzzy blur and he can't be sure which ones are really his, he is certain that he recalls the way you quite literally towered over him one morning, your shadow blocking out the majority of the sky, giving him the impression that night had suddenly fallen even though it was only 3 in the afternoon.

You were huge, in a good way, but also in a bad way because you looked suspiciously threatening, like you might decide to hammer one of your mighty fists into his skull. Despite the tension in the air, you managed to flash a friendly smile, one that suggested you meant no harm, and that Cloud was overreacting by reaching for his Buster Sword. Nevertheless, he kept his grip on the weapon and stared at you defiantly for several moments before you introduced yourself, to which he slowly and cautiously replied.

It took a little while to get him to lower his guard around you, but eventually, Cloud stopped distrusting you and allowed himself to relax a little bit more in your presence. A giant body came with an equally large heart, he observed, as you always seemed to be sympathetic to his cause and were willing to listen to anything he might choose to disclose, however brief. As time passed and he found himself divulging more of his secrets to you, he realized (with the help of some prodding and teasing from the others) that he might be in love.

Some more prodding and teasing led him to believe he was very much in love.

Now, he stood nervously behind a bush, watching you absently polish a weapon you'd taken from an over-enthusiastic thug that had attacked you, wondering how he should approach this situation. He could walk right up to you and stammer out a confession (he didn't expect to stammer, but it was a possibility) or he could send you a note or something indirect.

But what if you saw him trying to deliver his message?

Worse, what if you ended up rejecting him regardless of what he said?

Cloud was ready to slink back into the shadows and pretend he was never here in the first place, when an inexplicably strong sensation overcame him and pushed him forwards, his body approaching you at a pace he found too fast for his liking. As if an otherworldly force had taken control of his body and commanded it to speak without his mental consent, he found himself smoothly striding up directly in front of you. He cleared his throat exactly once, then said,

"Hey, Y/N. I like you. Just thought you should know that."

Immediately after these words left his mouth, Cloud felt that compelling feeling completely disappear. It was too late to take it back now, though, because you'd already heard him, and your interest was beyond piqued. You set down your weapon, drew yourself up to your full, staggering height, and smiled down at him in the same gentle smile you'd treated him to when you first met, and said to him sweetly,

"I know, Cloud. I like you too, I was just waiting to see if you'd confess first."

"Ah, ok," Cloud mumbled, mostly to himself as he scratched his head in an attempt to appear nonchalant. "What were you gonna do if I hadn't said anything?"

"I was gonna give you a week and then speak up myself." You replied casually.

"Cool." Cloud answered, turning tail and heading back towards the bushes in a manner that he hoped wasn't too suspicious. Turns out he had very little to fear, but that didn't stop him from remaining as tense and anxious as he was before your little conversation. Now that he'd spilled the beans, Cloud wondered what was next. He could get to that later, though, what really mattered was retreating somewhere where he could collect himself and maybe, just maybe, he could work up the courage to ask for a kiss.

As Cloud ducked behind the shrubbery to draw in a long, shuddering breath while his stressed brain worked to register all that had happened, he could have sworn he spotted, out of the corner of his eye, a flash of silver that quickly disappeared into the woods, and was around 80% sure he heard an extremely familiar voice whisper,

I assume this is a prompt and I'm building off it

Slow down (MGS2!Raiden x Reader NSFW)

"Raideeennnn, slow downnnmnn~!" You screamed, as he continued ramming into you with enough force to make the bed shake and the floor beneath you to creak. He didn't answer you, of course, how could he? He was fully absorbed in you, both figuratively and literally, his mind focused on exactly one thing: fucking you raw.

"Raiden, please!" You begged, but your body went against your words and made your legs wrap themselves around his waist, heels digging into his lower back, pushing him deeper inside you.

Suddenly, his cock his this one spot within you that made you cry out louder than before, your walls clenching impossibly tight around his thick, throbbing length, which must have squeezes a particularly sensitive area because it sent him into a frenzy.

You didn't think it was even possible, but his pace quickened, the sloppy noises of flesh bashing against sopping wet flesh getting louder by the second, echoing off the walls to the point that you were sure your next door neighbors would soon start asking if you have rambunctious pets.

"Jack! Jaaaaack!" You thought calling him by his real name would snap him out of his trance, but he didn't, he only sped up, his blissed out grunts and sighs getting more animalistic as time went on. You were honestly surprised at how you had managed to keep from cumming for this long, but now your pussy was throbbing too much to ignore, and Raiden wasn't showing any signs of slowing down.

"I-I'm cumming!" You announced, already feeling your orgasm begin to crash down on you. "Raiden, I'm cumming! I-aah!" The rest of what you said isn't worth noting because it was mostly garbled gibberish as the most intense climax you'd felt in your entire life fell upon you like a massive wave onto an unsuspecting beach full of tourists. You felt Raiden's dick twitch violently and release everything he had deep inside you in a torrent of hot fluids that almost burned your innards as they passed through. It was bliss; pure and utter bliss, something you could get lost in forever.

Anyways, since all of my Lies of P requests had a ton of angst, I felt like requesting something more comforting. I totally won't request the bed ending aftermath of Lies of P, I totally won't ;)

Anyways. I was hoping to request a platonic fluff headcannon of the DMC boys and our good puppet boy Pinocchio. I want to see how the boys will act once we become more human. My most funny thought is Vergil and Dante fighting over if we are Dante's kid or Vergil's little brother.

"The kid is my child Vergil."

"No, he is not, the adoption papers weren't signed."

"Cause you dragged the kid out before he could even pick up the pen, and then cut the papers into a million peices."

"...." "They are still not signed."

I also think Vergil and Dante will fight over what we will first eat once we start tasting things, and Nero is like "Guys, just let him eat what he wants."

Dante and we would likely hunt demons as he speaks about the most random of things, and we just kinda listen and sometimes speak up, but our trusty talking lantern Gemini doing the most of talking for us.

Vergil and us either practicing sword fighting, like. "I want you to be able to be able to protect yourself."

"Vergil.... I fought monsters 6 times my size and strength and won..."

"You still do not know the specifics of sword fighting"

"I killed a guy who became a god."

"And I am here to teach you MY way of fighting, so watch."

Nero being the only normal one who leads around the city and just talking, or maybe introducing us to Kyrie, like. "You see this little fella? Yes he was created in the 19th century and is older then both of us combined, but he is friend, and he is usually stays silent and just stares. Just don't get freaked out."

And V, of sweet V who we practically look the same. I am betting some strangers would actually think V and we were related. We would usually stay with V reading some old books or playing the piano for him.

Bonus points if Trish and Lady tried to get us some modern clothes only for Vergil to drag us right out of the shopping mall cause the clothes we have remind him too much of his father.

I hope this isn't much trouble, I hope you are feeling well and that both of the sides of your pillow are cool. Thank you again! 💙

Aw thank you so much for your well wishes. Hope you enjoy!

Sparda boys + V x Pinocchio-like!Reader platonic headcannons

¤ Dante ¤

-Dante is absolutely thrilled to see you're acting more like a human and less like how you formerly were—soulless and boring.

-He takes you to his favorite pizza place and gets you a massive pizza with everything on it (yes, even olives) just so you can try it and decide on your favorite toppings.

-Of course, he tries to sway you away from the olives and more towards pepperoni, and whether you follow him or not is up to you.

-He'll teach you to ride his motorcycle, and for the first time ever, you understand why he's so happy when he's zipping through the streets, whooping his lungs out.

-You two bond more and more now that you're capable of experiencing emotions and actually having fun. You have also grown very interested in ranking Vergil and take a more active role n orchestrating these little schemes.

-Dante encourages you to find a hobby (other than being a little gremlin with him) that you are passionate about, assuring you he'll support you all the way, no matter what you choose.

■ Vergil ■

-Vergil is just so proud of you for how far you've come. He's more than proud, actually, the sight of you makes him start to get misty eyed with sentimentality.

-He is about ready to formally adopt you, papers, certificate and all, if he didn't have competition in the form of his stupid brother.

-Basically, everyone wants to spend time with you and (un)officially make you their kid, because they love you, but because everyone wants to be around you, some (specifically Vergil) get jealous of others.

-Don't worry, a little 1-on-1 time should calm him down, but at the same time, it runs the risk of making him even more jealous the next time someone steals you away.

-Now that you are more human, Vergil decided you should dress like one. He immediately starts dressing you like a distinguished fellow such as himself, completely unaware that the way he dresses is not the human norm. (but it should be)

-He can't help you understand your newfound emotions though, mostly because he can hardly understand his.

□ Nero □

-Nero is so happy to have a new buddy who actually understands the memes he sends them.

-He floods your phone with goofy videos and pictures of things he thinks are hilarious. He used to do it before, but you didn't understand it then. Now you do, and you're addicted.

-Is about to turn you into a regular comedian, if Dante and Vergil weren't always butting in on your quality time.

-Every night is Sparda family dinner-movie night. It's loud and crazy and popcorn is everywhere, but it's fun.

-Nero will direct you to the nearest hiding place once Dante and Vergil inevitably start fighting, before charging into the fray himself.

-Sometimes it seems he's forgotten about you, but he will return when the fight's over (or after it's been taken outside) and rescue you before dragging you somewhere far, far way from the scene of the crime.

● V ●

-V has always adored you; now, even more so. You already looked so much like him, now you were human too!

-This means that you have unlocked an understanding of emotions, so V can stun you with William Blake's poetry—and a few pieces of his own.

-He might even try to get you to create something yourself, but there's no telling how that will turn out.

-People sometimes mistake you for brothers, others for father and son, and some ask if you're twins. It cracks both of you up every time.

-Nevertheless, V loves how you two are basically family. Your appearance only cements that.