FUCK YOU DILBERT

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Fuckyoudilbert has swept the blogging world by storm, which is what I would say if I was a liar, which I’m not. Everything I say on this blog is factually correct, and there’s not a single thing Scott Adams can do about it.

I started this blog when my real-live actual brother gifted me a daily Dilbert comic calendar as a joke for Christmas, and my hatred for the bastard in the striped tie has only grown since that day.

When I reached out to Scott Adams for any comments on fuckyoudilbert while wearing a pair of Groucho Marx glasses and a newsboy cap that I got at Spirit Halloween, all he had to say was this:

“My pronouns? Are Dil/bert.”

And then he smugly crossed his arms and made an absolutely insufferable expression, as if he had just epicly owned me and was waiting for the Reddit karma to roll in. I, unable to take this shit anymore, just walked away as he kept repeating the joke and asking if I heard him. After I had walked far enough away for him to not be able to see me anymore (where he started saying “Hey! Where’d you go?” over and over), I made it back safely to my home where Scott Adams couldn’t get me, and then immediately began work on the digital era of fuckyoudilbert.

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For the latest and greatest in fuckyoudilbert, look at the #digital era tag

For the original run of fuckyoudilbert that didn’t last very long, look at #calendar era

For quick n' dirty comics usually added via reblogs to pre-existing fuckyoudilbert posts, look at #dilbert fodder

For any posts that aren’t Dilbert edits, look at #not an edit

For asks, look at #asks