Welcome to The Hole

what? wdym infinity cow? i don't need that many cows, but thanks!

Just imagine “Hey bro, before we usurp our king, I gotta put on my jacket” or “Billy! Put on a jacket or else your catch the plague!”

You know about goncharov (or at least i hope you do), the greatest mafia movie to (n)ever exist, made back in 1973, became famous on tumblr in 2020, the works. Now us internet users know about the power of the internet. A dog makes a pudgy skeleton in 2015 ish, and now he's the backbone (hehe nice one) of an entire generation of nerds. A cult classic action comedy based on a pretty unknown at the time comic book series releases in 2010, and now the books are being turned into an anime. A gay wholesome webtoon gets put up online, and now its one of the best netflix shows known to humanity. You get the point.

So what if we, the tumblrs, banded together and took a movie that everyone has seen, even though it doesn't exist, and attempted to give it life? Crazy, I know, BUT WAIT! You gotta understand, the plot, the characters, that groundwork has been done already, the foundation has been laid. If we can just find the right people to get concepts going, maybe even a screenplay in the works, this could be the absolute pinnacle of tumblr history.