son the hedge

you ever google an actor from a show and find out they don’t wear their hair the same way they do in the show. and they look so much better in the show you’re like kind of mad at them about it

one thing about your dog dying that especially sucks is that nobody really wants to keep hearing about your dead dog….. and i get it. but i miss him so much. And if he was still here he wouldn’t care that i keep repeating myself he wouldn’t be annoyed he would just be happy to hear my voice

truly what is the science behind the richest men on this planet ALL collectively not having one single ounce of swag or charisma. They are ALL so painful to witness as people to the point where it really makes you feel like they sold their soul and not as a metaphor like they do not actually have human souls I’m serious

being 29 feels like the metamorphosis I had expected to happen to me like…. a decade ago… is finally happening. Like you think some great change is going to hit you once you enter adulthood but it doesn’t and you just feel 17 for a really long time instead. But I think I finally firmly don’t feel 17 anymore. in a good way.

season 2 of bridgerton is crazy cause like. just calm down

new year’s eve used to be my favorite holiday but now I’m kinda like maybe we shouldn’t be celebrating this

there’s actually nothing sweet or nice about being an extremely sentimental person. feeling wistful and romantic about everything is also a great way to be let down by…….. everything

Blonde families are so scary. What do you mean you’re ALL blonde

The holidays always remind me that a lot of people have a childhood home to return to…. Like where their parents still both live…. together. And I just spiral because like what an insane fucking privilege it is to get to go back there and be little again for a week or whatever in the same house you made all of your memories ??? And I know to them it probably feels like the most average thing in the world but being able to go back in time like that is something I would give truly anything for

Don’t shoot the messenger is such a funny phrase cause you have think that actually did happen. Like you know a guy at some point delivered bad news to some noble lord and got crossbow’d in the eye

I actually have this disorder where every thought my brain comes up with exists to sabotage me and I have to spend all day fighting back against it so that’s why I’m always so tired and can’t finish my laundry like I’m busy

life was just zestier when music was all about dudes in suspenders wailing on banjos I don’t know why