Apr 27, 2024
have you ever been a homestuck fan??? or is this the wrong person i feel like we talked before
whatever homestuck kinnie i give off it is my boyfriend's influence; i personally don't know anything about it except when he draws them đ
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Anyone who complains about the queer communityâs âexcessive need for labelsâ does not understand the teeth-rattling, soul-saving salvo that is pulling the pin on a grenade labeled Aromantic and hurling it into the oncoming horror that is A Conversation With Someone Who Is Starting To Be Interested In You.
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Feb 23
best thing you can do with a repressed character is hit them with various hammers and sharp objects until they crack open to reveal beautiful sparkling homosexuality inside. geode guy
Feb 23
i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking
what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp
like culturally everyone is like âhaha pick the pokemon you want! if youâre happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!â and then youâre supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have
like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because thatâs their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, youâre supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious
now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. youâre like âhaha, weâll have a friendly battle!â and you throw out your geodudeÂ
and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodudeÂ
and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because youâre a hiker
and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgeyÂ
so youâre down to your last pokemon. you tell them youâre gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like âoh okay in that case iâm gonna pull out my vulpix.â like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?
this kidâs a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker!Â
i mean if you look at how npcâs talk about their pokemon, theyâre service animals mostly. some of them are just pets. apparently they really enjoy sparring, so you let them battle other peopleâs pokemon for socialization, itâs like going to the dog park.
hell yes iâd be mad if i took my chronic pain support chow-chow to the dog park and some asshole with four rottweilers and a husky was like SIC EM THUNDERNUTS even if my dog enjoyed the tussle at first.
look, kid, the paras helps me weed the garden. itâs not a special forces attack paras. itâs just a bug that eats dandelions. please calm down.
Itâs not the trainersâ fault, theyâre going about their god damned business trying to get badges and go to the Pokemon League and stop legendary Pokemon from fucking shit up and save the world, but theyâve got fuckinâ Hiker Willy stopping them on the path and running over here like;
âPLEASE WILL YOU STOMP MY TWO GEODUDE INTO THE EARTH!â
Like, fuck off, if Willy didnât want my Swampert to one-shot his hiker helpers then he shouldnât be trying to harass unaccompanied 10-year-olds halfway up a mountain. I mean, at some point, ya gotta know what a trainer looks like, and the majority of them are little tweens running around by themselves. These are little twerps trying to go up against the Elite Four, theyâre not messing around.
Hiker Willy is asking for it. Heâs asking me to kill his Pokemon.Â
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This is more of a martial arts thing but here at least if you show up at a new gym and annihilate every partner you spar with, either nobody will spar with you anymore, or one of the strongest fighters at the gym will wipe the floor with you to take your ego down a notch, and I feel like thatâd transfer over fairly well culturally
Like yeah itâs all fun and games dropkicking noobs and exchamging nothing until Brianna, 36 year old brown belt in the womenâs 180lb division, makes you eat your own elbows
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Feb 23
Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?
ive never worked there. stop saying i work there
Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock
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Feb 23
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Feb 22
today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery
Feb 22
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Feb 22
Yeah. Iâm the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ainât much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.
You hate me for being virile and courageous enough to do things to plastic no other man can
Feb 21
Top ten worst anime tiddies
just off the top of my head
I have another contender
this stupid fucking character
Feb 21
davrin | the veilguard combat part 1
Feb 21
made a beautiful google slides infographic in 60 seconds on why u should Fucking Vote
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my toxic xennial trait is that i believe something should either be software (in which case after i download it i shouldn't need to be connected to use it) or a web page (which shouldn't require me to download anything to use it, however badly, in a browser). fuck your mandatory single function constant connection apps
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Actually, if you're an EU citizen and agree, you should go sign the Stop Killing Games European Citizen Initiative.
The inherent comedy of chilshi is their competing dad motivations. Before senshi showed up chilchuck had been channeling his excess dad energy into keeping Laios and Marcille from doing anything stupid, and then Senshi arrives and, due to not understanding other races, assumes the entire party is developmentally younger than him and starts trying to dad all of them, which chilchuck obviously takes offense to, he doesnât need someone to dad at him, he IS dad, and then they have funny misunderstanding conflicts for quite a few chapters.
UNTIL izutsumi shows up and now thereâs an actual teenager in the group and both chilchuck and senshi immediately focus all their combined dad energy into turning her from a half feral alleycat into a properly socialized catgirl, and itâs only after this dad energy resolution that chilchuck feels comfortable enough with the group to share personal information and reveal that heâs been dad the whole time, breaking senshiâs poor brain in the process.