kiss your local eldritch horror

deep breath checkpoint

microwaves you for 30 seconds stirs you and microwaves you for another 30 seconds

99.99% of rap haters have never even listened to rap. or if they have it's like one gangsta rap song & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it's representative of every rap song ever. and well of course they are also just racist

first & last line still stand even if rap was a monolith and all rap was gangsta rap. btw

Rap is great! Everyone knows the worst genre of music is country

99.99% of country haters have never even listened to country. or if they have it's like one post-9/11 pop country song by a rich poser & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it's representative of every country song ever. and well of course they are also just classist

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

Had a dream that there was a furry subculture revolving entirely around popular cryptids where nobody knew exactly what anybody else's fursona actually looked like because they exclusively drew themselves blurry and out of focus and/or really far away.

The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose

Correct!!!!!!

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

I think poor people deserve to buy luxuries for themselves

poor people deserve to eat glorious yummy food and buy cool technology and games and do fun things

removing the option to buy snacks and sweets from people's food stamp budget money is inherently evil and devilish.