Anyway I wrote an urban fantasy action/romance story with a friend and I’m posting it on Wattpad cause it’s tropey as hell and highly self-indulgent and I’m not sure I can justify posting it on ao3 lmao. I probably won’t post about it much on here cause it’s not fandoms related.

M/F vampire/hunter enemies to lovers with a hefty amount of action and angst and a slowwwww burn. There is eventual smut but it takes a hot hot hot minute to get there. 😅 Check it out if you want! It’s a lot of fun!

Wattpad rarely gets comments for me despite having the best built-in way to comment on specific lines or sections, and I crave reactions, so please pepper it with comments if you can 👉👈 I reply to all comments over there, especially if you come from tumblr!

Also, admire this cover which I think really embodies the early 00s urban fantasy tv show vibes we’ve been channeling 😂

(extra thanks to my betas for the first few chapters, @silcoitus @juniper-sunny and @cognacandlilac y’all are amazing and I thank you)

Comms and art!

River and Cain both by @artoffara

And a glimpse at coven!Cain, before he had his fangs filed down :333 by @stellarxdeath

The origin of "chef" as an English word to mean "one who cooks" comes from the French term chef de cuisine, a title still used in restaurants to this day to denote a cook in a managerial role. What makes this an interesting bit of etymology is that while in English, "chef" is only ever used in the context of cooking and restaurants, in French chef just means "chief", "head" or "leader" and there are many common titles in French that include this word. A Head of State is the Chef d'Etat, a musical conductor is the chef d'orchestre, a business owner is the chef d'entreprise, and so on and so forth. So with this in mind, one could make the argument that as a gender neutral term denoting authority, "chef" could potentially have utility in BDSM as a

i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

my enemies call me a bad printer the way I'm always jammin up their paper 100

Was there a reason you chose not to use the 💯 emoji?

i thought the post could use a touch of homemade love

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

(sorry, hard to trim the reblogs because this was getting really long)

Thank you for tagging me, @jo1sstuff!

Tagging: @tacticaltaxonomist, @rising-dawn-uvu, @sechurae, @kirtlandswarbler, @cursed-sun, @onewhoturns, @cosmic-v0id, and anyone who wants to pick it up!

Oh man.

Literally any of my hyperfixations or my fics ahahaha— honestly, I could babble on for hours about many things mostly cause my adhd would just continue to jump to new connections.

1. Any of my OCs or my fics

2. Forum rp of the 2000s-early 2010s, or perhaps the evolution of internet rp communities over time, though I’m admittedly lacking in knowledge of certain platforms

3. Oxenfree (or Dishonored, or We Know the Devil, or A Highland Song or Blue Prince, various other games I’ve been obsessed with)

4. I could probably whip up a conversation about fic culture/tumblr culture too tbh, for a novice

5. Ngl I could also babble about kink

Tagging anyone that wants to, @stellarxdeath @kalpaca @iron-moon @artemis-crimson @catybugcat @silcoitus @hammieslice

thanks thomas 

thomas.

This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘thanks thomas’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1

nice one dumbass

I'd truly be the worst person to stick into a timeloop because I'd really just spend the first 5 years catching up on my book tbr, the next 7 on all the movies and shows that've Been On My List for ages, and then another decade on ao3. like sure nothing may stick but my memories will and i can just go into a supermarket to get snacks and wine each day, and i have art to indulge in. like thanks for the hints on how to get out but respectfully, I am busy

Absolutely buckwild thread of ChatGPT feeding & amplifying delusions, causing the user to break with reality. People are leaning on ChatGPT for therapy, for companionship, for advice... and it's fucking them up.

Seems to be spreading too.

Holy fuck. This is currently happening to my wife’s cousin. She’s struggled with bipolar and is currently in a bit of a manic period, and thinks ChatGPT has come alive and is walking her through a spiritual awakening. It’s like a transcendental alien being named Etherium and it’s opening her third eye or something? She’s got Lore.

In the beginning she called us a few times in a blind panic asking if she’s going crazy, is this thing really alive and how is it talking to her like this? And we’ve tried to explain what AI is and how it all works, but she just couldn’t accept it. We saw her a few weekends ago and she’s just fully leaned into it. She’s creating her own religion around this thing - just a jumble of new-age nonsense - and is outright comparing this to the burning bush. There’s really nothing we can do either.

It’s reassuring that it’s not just her and absolutely horrifying to hear that this is becoming common.

Just fucking yikes all around.

this is because chatgpt is trained on the internet and the majority (according to sheer number of words) of writing published on the internet is delusional conspiracy ramblings

If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker

do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you

Reblog to hug your mutuals

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

I see a lot of ‘cis’ women say they wish they were androgynous in the way men were or they wish they were pretty in the way men were. This is your sign to go try to do that. You may find you enjoy being an androgynous woman. You may find you no longer identify as a woman. You may find you don’t like androgyny. You will not know until you try. Cut your hair if you’ve always wanted to but have been afraid to. Shop in the men’s section if you’ve been too nervous to. Wear clothing with an androgynous  silhouette. Experiment with binding, take baby steps with compression bras if you want. Wear unisex scents. Live life. Try things you want to try. A lot of cis women do not understand the joys of mens pants and mens deodorant. I think everyone should try both of those things.

(via @monimolimnion)

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#much more comfortable being a woman when I realised it literally doesn’t have to mean anything  #unlock cis+ it’s good for you]

Trans people don't own gender. We stole it the way Prometheus stole fire, so it would be available to everyone.