wowie i do commissions

why does everyone in skyrim walk like this

My best attempt

The thinking man's "Good Omens"

I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid

what's that one thing where they asked how ripely from alien was so realistic and believable as a female character in scifi for once and they were like "well we just took the dude from the original script and made him a girl and changed nothing else. it works bc men and women are the same?" and people were like "woah no way" and then didn't learn anything from that for 20 years

"how do you write such believable men as a woman?" "how do you write such believable women a man?" and the answer people who are good at it always give is "i just write people. were literally the exactly the same. do you think the opposite sex is some sorta totally different animal???" and people respond "woah that's wild. yea i do. and im not gonna stop thinking that goodbye :)"

Was scuncht about it, but fine now.

Was fine about it, but scuncht now.

@strawberry-seal77

i get voted prom queen and the mean girls drop a bucket of pig’s blood on me but i swallow it all perfectly

recent archeological dig yields 500 never before seen cigarettes

what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood

shoutout to taxidermists, late-diagnosed autistics, morticians, nosebleed fetishists, female serial killers, and the sweet old man i used to pass by everyday on my walk

me when my nefarious schemes are all coming together

really big fan of these two genres of metal sonic fanart tbh

Fibre crafts are 50% soothing repetitive action and 50% "God Fucking Damnit"

The world is full of beauty actually