Lady Maria joins the race!
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Backshots: getting fucked from the back
Mugshots: getting fucked inside a mug
Watching the pot boil on the stove and dreading eating it because i know that shits going to be acidic as hell and my throats sore
My dear friend keeps coming to me about things that happen in a different friend group of theirs im not a part of i feel like a darkness sorceress
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I was put on this earth to lose earrings
What does she have to gain
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Anonymous asked:
You should play Danganronpa I have a feeling you might like it
That game is problematic
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vacillator-deactivated20250323
there’s so much crazy shit u can do to an egg
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Let’s change my life this week
Oh you are sooo good at taking mommy's luggage. You are so cute in your little bellhop suit, carrying my bags even though I filled them with cinderblocks and it probably hurts to carry them :) Now if you respond to the ringing of my bell promptly and eagerly and park mommy's BMW safely, she might just give you a nice tip <3
#bellhop #bellhopfantasy #thedarkhotel
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showed my brother this image & now he quotes it every time i steal his food. mistake, i fear
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