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The ehlers danlos syndrome person to historical costumer pipeline is or will be a thing and I shall explain why.

At some point one discovers that some sort of supportive structure around your torso feels incredibly comfortable and gives your tired muscles a rest. What’s the coolest and most non obtrusive torso bracing garment? A corset. Believe me when I say that when your torso has the structural integrity of a wet sack of jello, a tightly laced corset makes you feel like a god.

And because historical corsets tend to be more comfortable and are usually made with regular wear in mind, they are the natural choice.

Then you have the shoes. What shoes is someone with unstable ankles supposed to wear, you ask?Lace up boots, for stability. And due to their middle of the heel heel placement, historical lace up boots tend to be way more comfortable than the modern variety.Even the non healed ones, really. Couple that with the fact that Edwardian and Victorian boots are really really pretty…

And after the boots and the corset, it’s a very slippery slope.

Pretty soon you’ll be wondering how to hide your corset under your clothes for when an outer corset is not the vibe, and you’ll be buying yourself a corset cover. Or making one yourself. They’re a great starter project. But that looks weird with a fitted top so cool flowy blouse it is.

Then you realize wearing this with a skirt makes you feel intensely powerful but you don’t want to keep tripping over it so you add petticoats.

And then you realize your neck isn’t so great at holding up your head so you really need to find a hairstyle where your hair sits on top of your head instead of to the sides or to the back so that it’s balanced and you don’t get a neck ache. A high bun it is. Not too tightly, because your scalp is sensitive, but a high bun still works if you bobby-pin it in place.

And then one day, you look in the mirror and you’re dressed like Anne of Green Gables.

And you’ve never looked cooler.

okay i'm putting this in post so i can actually find it again i probably will have to look into some of this then, just i should save it until after i get physio sorted. thank you and no need to apologise

As another person with hypermobility and a former danseur, don't fasten your buns with bobby pins. They're shit at that. Use French pins. Not the plastic or shaped metal ones, the ones made of thin wire in the shape of a rounded V. They won't pinch your hair like bobby pins will. You can also buy bun nets, either decorative ones or the fine ones for ballet that are coloured such as to blend in with your hair, which make keeping your hair in place much easier. I used to just use four pins at cardinal points once I had a bun net on, and that worked even when my hair was waist length, but I have fairly fine curly hair which doesn't attempt to slip free. If you have long, thick hair, you might find you need more. I was taught to insert the pins into the base of the bun net away from the bun, then rotate them down to more or less flat on the scalp and push them through the bun.

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

somehow my app bugged and cut the last nine words off so I thought op was a cow or something

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Bad news guys, turns out we're all actually living in the timeline where Bill and Ted flunked their history report ☹️

yea that'd be a shame

by the way, just so everyone knows what not to do, shift+r reblogs a post instantly

just make sure you don't reblog anything about oceangate because that would completely undermine their entire plan 😇😇😇

You also shouldn't queue a post, that would make people keep remembering this post for a longer time, which is the opposite of forgetting

June 18, 2023 never forgor

"In the fourth vote, the ballots overwhelmingly shifted" to Cardinal Prevost, Cardinal You of South Korea said.

Cardinal Müller sat behind the American front-runner in the Sistine Chapel and noticed that he seemed calm. Cardinal Tagle, who sat next to Cardinal Prevost, noticed him taking deep breaths as votes amassed in his favor.

"I asked him, 'Do you want a candy?' and he said, 'Yes'," Cardinal Tagle said.

During one of the votes, Cardinal Tobin, as he held his ballot high and put it in the urn, turned and saw Cardinal Prevost, whom he had known for about 30 years.

"I took a look at Bob," Cardinal Tobin said, "and he had his head in his hands."

I love the image of one Cardinal offering candy to another Cardinal who is trying not to hyperventilate because he realizes he's about to be elected Pope.

depression temporarily paused. i got to the episode of the x files where you can see mulder's entire cock and balls in a swimsuit

POINTS AT HIM

oh my god dudeee

edit: btw this is from s2 e5

This speedo:

* set the early internet on fire when this episode first aired

* was David Duchovny's idea.

* is currently in the Smithsonian

I'm sorry, it's where?

According to an AMA, the Smithsonian has it.

Another thing I found while looking for this quote: when asked what they'd do if they swapped bodies for a day, Gillian Anderson's answer was "I'd masturbate in a red speedo"

Detective story set in a posthuman milieu were people are biologically immortal and immune to all diseases, but can still be killed instantly by massive physical trauma, so the leading causes of death are a. murder, and b. getting Final Destinationed in bizarre accidents. The protagonist's job is figuring out which is which.

Sounds like a foundation for a point and click adventure game

Only if there's a narrator with an incongruously avuncular voice and a specific, topical pun for each oddball way the player character can die.

one thing ab louis de pointe du lac is he will be taking the house in the divorce.

He’s got the Dubai apartment and the New Orleans townhouse. I think he should find someone to divorce in Singapore next, or maybe Sydney. You’ve got to cover all the time zones

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