My boyfriend's family's younger dog doesn't particularly like the way I pet dogs, and I haven't figured out what it is about my style that doesn't sit right with him, but every time he comes to me for scritches, he gets into petting distance with his tail wagging, and then halts as soon as I've got my hands in his fur like "oh no, oh dear, this was a mistake", but he's too polite to turn around and walk off immediately so he'll stand there awkwardly for a minute to let me fluff his ears a bit.

He's free to come and go as he pleases, but he seems to forget that he doesn't like the way I do it every single time, and every single time I go "come here sweetie let me scritch you" he falls for it. Lmao get fluffed up lil idiot.

I have been informed that this isn't personal or something I particularly do wrong. This dog doesn't really like to be petted by people altogether, but keeps coming to people to be petted anyway, because he forgets it every time. Due to the fact that his brain is very small.

got some stupid letter from my dead wife

whatever i got nothing else going on maybe ill go to that town she mentioned

wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever

Even anteaters have fun...

It's like a dog with a lot of sharp fins. A Borzoi with mohawks all over.

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

me as a kid reading Dune: I appreciate the detailed world-building that justifies why everyone fights with swords and has mental powers, but the idea of a Butlerian Jihad against computers is pretty silly

me in 2025, trying desperately to find the three (3) places you need to go to to disable the latest helpful AI assistant that's inserted itself into my work chat and is advising me to do things that would be a breach of federal law: Oh Now I Get It

definitely one of The Pics of all time…

healthcare should not have a weight limit.

like it doesn’t matter if a person is so fat they’re immobile & have infections in their skin folds & need assistance with everything from hygiene to cooking to cleaning etc. they should still get good medical care.

the fattest person you possibly imagine still deserves medical care. it also doesn’t matter why they’re fat, even if that person got fat because all they did was eat and eat without ever exercising, they still deserve medical care.

This is the opposite of the girl struggling on that chicken nugget

the aforementioned godawful chicken nugget scene, for the uninitiated

also a big fan of the sushi vcr

this keeps being reblogged by people and i don’t know. why

Gonna add my favorite scene of an anime girl eating

This guy after 7 minutes of thinking about it:

man went through a whole journey in his mind in those 7 minutes. learned new things about himself. this is the most revolutionary 7 minutes of his entire life. he was BORN in those 7 minutes.

no way in hell

hey stop being funnier than me on my own post

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

most cathartic part of orpheus 2025 <3

of the 5 teslas in the parade, one turned off so early we didnt even see it, one had to turn off after someone cracked its windshield, and one had to turn off after it got a window shattered. further down from us people were fully throwing garbage and beer bottles with the intention of breaking glass. only 2 of them made it to the end of the parade, having been jeered end to end.

if this was supposed to be a temperature test- because people are speculating this was a test ride for the military and tesla having a partnership, no one knows why on earth these things were in mardi gras to begin with- then they certainly got an idea of how people feel.

@woodsywizard LITERALLYYY

I have been thinking about them fleeing to metairie all day. elleauxelle

My name is Helga Sinclair. I’m acting on behalf of my employer, who has a most intriguing proposition for you. Are you interested?

ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE (2001)

She was peak character design, no one has done better since

babe, are you okay? you reblogged that gifset of Helga Sinclair again

Your idea of the elites is 500 dollars

The one well-aged bit i don't think i can ever stop doing is "character name series surname".