I'm at the pediatrician office watching two 3-year olds attempt to break the language barrier.

English speaking child: baby! Baby!

Spanish speaking child: ¡esta bebe!

Excited screaming from both.

Spanish: -produces a toy of some kind-

Excited screaming both.

Spanish: do... do you...quieres... ahhh...

English: do you want to come pl-

Spanish: ¿juega conmigo? -toy makes a sound-

Excited screaming both

Dexter Morgan from "Dexter" and Shawn Spencer from "Psych" both had insane fathers who trained them from childhood to be The Top Of Their Field but also let it be known that if Henry Spencer had raised Dexter, Henry would not have hesitated to throw the book at him For His Own Good and let him spend time in juvie the first time he pulled some Junior Serial Killer shit, and if Harry Morgan had raised Shawn, there would be nobody left alive in Florida by the time anybody figured out there was a serial killer

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a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

stop that put my words back normal style

so the tiktok ban was literally just propaganda for the trump administration. like. we all agree with that right. this is just laughably transparent. the ban wasn't even 24 hours. not even a whole day. to quote my infinitely funnier mutual from Discord, "Misha Collins was bisexual longer than TikTok was banned"

hey wanna know a secret

Read more

yeah what is it

its behind the read more button

nothin there

i bought my friend who plays heihachi a figurine i saw at gamestop and he bought a display cabinet for it

matching shirts for you and your bff

Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days

Learn from me: https://kevinparry.tv/learn

holy SHIT Kevin

its fucking snowing outside i've never seen snow in my life what is this shit

can you get out of here

note that the ADL's tweet was sent minutes after musk made he sieg heil gesture

which is not enough for an organisation like that to talk about it and decide a response, especially not a dissuading one

which means that "we will defend the trump administration at all costs, no matter what they do, even at the most blatant nazism" was already agreed upon policy

anyone who takes the ADL as an adjudicator of antisemitism after this is lying to themselves

While I agree that the ADL fucked up here, you’re throwing out the baby with the bathwater here by just deciding they can’t speak on what is and isn’t antisemitism. They’ve done good, valuable work calling out left wing antisemitism and other instances of right wing antisemitism. You don’t get to just declare them irrelevant based on a single fuckup, or that you, as a non Jew, know better than they what constitutes antisemitism.

Particularly in these times, an organization dedicated to fighting antisemitism is very necessary.

systematically, as an organisation, deciding that open nazism is okay is far from "a single fuck up"

Also this isn't even their only fuck up.

They sponsor joint police training between Israel and various police departments.

They support South African apartheid (no surprise they love Elon)

They sided with st Louis police during the Ferguson protests

That's not even half of it. The ADL is historically been evil and has only ever cared about Israel and Zionism.

link to an article from scientific american on bird flu, not sure if it is the one referenced

now there's a fun sentence

@vague-humanoid @vaspider

Btw for those of you who aren’t in the know, we doctors here in the US just got a nice little note from the CDC this past week basically saying anyone testing positive flu A should have reflex testing to H5N1 (bird flu). They know it’s in the population. This quadruple season of COVID, Flu, RSV and Norovirus is hitting very hard and now the ICUs are filling up with flu patients but guess. what. administration. Just stopped all external communications?! Girls. Wear a fucking mask. Bird flu is likely in the population and the current US government does not give a shit and wants to watch us all die.

wish we had more internal organ emojis

Sending spleen emojis to my depressed friends to indicate that their excessive black bile is causing their melancholia

The spleen is deep purple and slightly curved:

(source)

So you can convey this with any emoji of similar color and shape. You could also indicate an excess of bile by showing liquid seeping out of the spleen, and of course melancholy is already covered by existing emoji, so to clearly communicate the message "I think you are depressed because your spleen has too much black bile" with existing emoji you should text your friend:

Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

Did you just know this

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

This post is now about a far-right politician and one of the best moments of Brazilian live TV:

appreciating the added context

Nice

Allegedly Luigi Mangione