Now draw him getting cut off in traffic

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

Hahaha

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🍎 || garrettbv

[simple id: four gifs showing a 2000's tv in the shape of a red apple, with the front being able to open and close to cover the screen. /end id]

Fuck man if you say so

ME TOO

thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing

A true successor of Thomas Edison

surprise surprise

finally some good fucking salt over thomas eddison on this site

it’s also not even HIS money, it’s his father’s money, made from apartheid emerald mining. that money was made from the blood and suffering of countless poor people of color so the rich could wear pretty rocks.

elon musk has never done or made anything valuable or worthwhile in his life.

Tesla was founded in 2003 by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning.

I think it would be funny if this fun fact became common knowledge.

You have my gun

And my gun

And my gun!

when my shelter cat passes by me, he pauses for a second, and looks up. He is waiting for me to lean down, and touch my hand against his side, so that when he keeps walking, my hand skims across his fur. he doesn't really need attention. he has his own thoughts and plans. but after more than a year of living in our home, he has come to expect a moment of kindness whenever he crosses my path. if I don't do it, he will follow me. "where is your hand?" he asks, with his plaintive and impatient eyes. I give it to him. he bumps against it like a balloon before wandering away. this is a poem to me

"please learn about my disorder so you understand why I react the way I do" and "my disorder is not an excuse to be an asshole" should co-exist and people should understand the difference

HAVING SEX WITH THE CHESS PIECES IS NOT TOURNAMENT LEGAL (JURY IS STILL OUT ON FUCKING THE BOARD)

Finished this frobin drawing I was working on, I really like how the colors look a lot

type of couple to rock the boat and then do this (original tiktok by capricornyamz_)

no commentary. just raw dogging this meme. 500+ comments in an hour. they dgaf

The only adhd tips that actually work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

werewolves against fascism

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