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Edition #738 April.04.2020

The
Sunrise
Newspape
BREAKING RED FORMAR WANTS
NEWS! r YOUR VOTE
Red Forman runs for President!

After months of speculation, it is now confirmed that our

beloved veteran, known for fighting in WWII and the
Korean war has announced he will be running for
President of the United States of America this upcoming
Who Runs the World? election. It is unclear which party he will be running for,
but what we are sure of, is that he won't be intimidated
Dogs! by any of his opponents.  During his press conference,
he stated: "I did not fight for this country to see it be
Breaking News today hits the World running by idiots! I will ensure every veteran has the
with a huge change. Starting November medical attention they need and ANYONE who threatens
2020 no longer will humans be in our nation will be finding my foot in their [censored]". 
charge of the World and be President, it By his side was standing his wife Kitty Forman, who then
will now all be run by dogs. Who made offered homemade brownies to all the reporters.  
this humongous change you may ask?
The Senate and the House! They are By: Jane De La Cruz
tired of everyone always fighting about
who should be President and why this
person is good or why this person is Who Will be the
bad, so they just decided to give up on
people and turn to the only thing they
could think of…. DOGS! Starting in
November new bills will be passed
NEXT
about how dogs are no longer allowed
to be on leashes, and they are allowed UNITED
STATES
to go to the park whenever they may
please! More bills will be voted on in
November. Now the big question, what
dog will be chosen to be President of
The United States? Well, that is for you
PRESIDEN
to decide. If you know or have a dog
that would make a perfect fit in
becoming president contact this
number: 1-(800)-213-dogs to cast your
vote. There are already two dogs in the
running; Snoopy and Brian from Family
Guy so hurry up and cast your vote for
your new dog President!!  You never
know, maybe this will be a good thing
for the World. 
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Could it Be

DIVOR true?

CE? Breaking news! Were Homer Simpson and

Marge Simpson about to divorce? Everyone on
social media was asking the same question and
using the hashtags #HomerandWilmaisoverparty
and #MargedivorceHomernow. The news came
in last night when Homer Simpson was seen with
Wilma Flintstone at The Venetian in Las Vegas,
holding hands. A paparazzi took a video of them
holding hands and quickly leaving, the video
went viral on Twitter. At the end of the day, it
was all a misunderstanding, turns out that Fred
Flintstone was with them at the Venetian Casino. I was able to interview Marge at her house
where she said: " of course I was mad, Wilma is my best friend so when I saw the video I
lost it," and added that Homer told her he was going on a business trip for two days. Today,
Homer posted a video on Twitter explaining everything where he said, " this is why you
can't believe everything you see on the internet and the video is a complete
misinterpretation of what happen that night, I love Marge too much, and if I ever did
something like that you would see me in a coffin." It turns out they were not holding hands,
Wilma was giving Homer a handshake because they had agreed on a new business plan,
they were also planning Marge's birthday surprise, and Fred Flintstone had gone to the
bathroom that is why he was not seen in the video. Everything was clear out before it
became a huge mess, don't miss out on the interview with them on The Late Late Show
with James Corden next week.
By: Isabel Serrano 
Will these families
SAVE their Marriage?

______________IT’S OVER!!______________
Arriving as an early, gossipy Christmas present, Super
Star Stephanie S. is seen with a mystery man. As reported
NEED A LAWYER? last month Stephanie’s husband was seen moving things out
of their mansion in Hidden Hills. The super start has not
confirmed the split. She was seen yesterday leaving a
ROGER & RANDY
popular club holding hands with this mystery man whose
ASSOCIATES
face was covered. There are many speculations regarding
o DIVORCE
the split of these two superstars. Sources connected with
o CHILD
the couple tells us they split after Stephanie returned from
SUPPORT/CUSTODY
Tour. One source says “It was something he did” but the
o IMMIGRATION CASES, source would not be specific. Who is this mystery man and
CRIMINAL & DUI
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when will Stephanie admit to the split with her husband of 5

years?
Story by: Jennifer Ramirez
Could It Be True?
THE DOWNFALL…Of the After spending six weeks in
quarantine due to Covid-19, The

KARDASHIANS Kardashians were spotted outside.

Looking very different. Their butts
are deflated, wrinkles on their face
and lips are back to normal size.
Despite all their money Doctors
were unable to continue with their
beauty procedures. With the
Governor locking down the state of
California, not even the
Kardashians would be the
exception. Now their fans get to
know how they truly look like.
Botox and fillers all around!

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SINCE KIM LOST HER BEAUTY FOR THE COVID-19 LOCKDOWN

KANYE, IS NO LONGER ATTRACTED TO HER & WANTS A
DIVORCE!

Kim and Kanye are getting a Is Rob Kardashian fighting custody for his
divorce??? daughter?
Breaking news is the famous Rob Kardashian was seen walking to court Tuesday Morning. Rob claims Blac
couple Kim and Kanye are getting Chyna has many different men around his daughter and is living wild and
a divorce? They have been spotted dangerous life in front of her other kids. Rob just filed a new legal document
eating in McDonald’s and as the seeking primary custody of their 3-year-old daughter Dream. He also claims
cameraman started to get close to that she has a potty mouth because of Blac Chyna. Will he win custody of his
them, he had noticed that both daughter Dream?
Kim and Kanye were crying. As the By: Adriana Rivero
press moved closer to them, they
overheard the word divorce before
they left McDonald’s. Later that TRAVIS SCOTT CHEATED ON KYLIE AND IS GOING
evening twitter was full of TO BE A NEW FATHER to TAYLOR SWIFTS BABY!
hashtags circulating the net.
You heard that right, women of the decade is pregnant. But the
#cantbelieveheBetrayedMe question everyone is talking about is who the father is? We all know
#LyfeSucks # Crying she been dating actor, Joe Alwyn. But many are speculating that
#keepingUpWithTheKardashians the baby is not his. A source said that the couple has been having
#KanyeisOver #StreetLight some issues for the past months because Taylor wanted to start a
#SingleMom family, but Joe was not ready for one. So many are speculating that
#SingleReadyToMingle. Many new Taylor went out one night and had too much fun (if you know what
stations were trying to contact
Kim, but have not heard anything
besides Kim saying ask Kanye?
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I’m saying). Because months after Taylors House Party fans spotted
Taylor at Starbucks with Travis Scott former boyfriend of Kylie
Jenner. We all know about the Jenner’s/ Kardashians sisters are a
very close family. If you recall the whole Taylor vs Kanye West and
Phoebe Buffay Performs at Coachella! Kim Kardashian West controversy well this might get Tay Tay in so
much more drama if he turns out to be the father. #whosthefather 
This past Saturday was the Coachella 15 % off you next visit when you present this
Music Festival. The festival featured by Gabriela Baltazar
music from Miley Cyrus, Camila Cabello, coupon GRAND OPENING
The Weekend, and Many more; But who
stole the show and had everyone on their
feet was the one and only Phoebe Buffay
from the show Friends. She started her
set with her smash hit Smelly Cat. That
had everyone sucked in from the start.
She then sang her song "Shower Song",
followed by her Holiday song. She then
finished her set by singing "Sticky
Shoes”. Her musical return will be what .
everyone is talking about for the weeks
to come. After her performance, Kelly
Clarkson's record label talked with Ms.
Buffay and offered a two-year singing
contract under their label. She gladly
accepted. You can expect to see
Phoebe's new album on the store shelves
in the next coming year. 

By: Rachel Whited

Is Ironman Still Alive?

JUST IN—Robert Downey Jr. spotted in one of the filming studios together with the other Avengers cast—Chris
Evans, Christ Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo and Scarlett Johansson, just to name a few. Marvel Studios is
apparently filming a secret movie that is still part of the Avengers’ Infinity Saga which is still unknown by the
public. From one of our sources, this new movie will be about the 5-year gap of the movie Avengers Infinity
War and Avengers Endgame. The story will evolve during that period and talk about what the heroes were up
to before it all led to the final storyline. There is still no information on when this will be aired because of the
sudden halt of filming due to the lockdown the virus COVID-19 has brought the world. Rest assured, expect
another jaw dropping movie that will have our favorite characters up on the big screen!

By: Sarah Esguerra

Rivalry between two long lost cousins, all for

the love of a woman!
Many years ago, two sisters were forcefully separated by their
parents. Before each one went separate ways, they decided to cut their
red jumpsuits in half for them to remember each other.  A few years later
they both conceived. Marla named her child Mickey, he reminded her of
her sister Windy and she decided to make him red shorts from Windy's
outfit. Windy, on the other hand, made Winnie the Pooh a red shirt. 
Meanwhile Mickey Mouse and Winnie the Pooh are fighting over the love
of Minnie Mouse not knowing that they are cousins. Marla and Windy
finally get in touch after so many years and find out about the rivalry
going on between their children. How can they have a family reunion with
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such rivalry going on? Windy decides to confront Minnie Mouse but
surprises her with Goofy! 

By: Merari Martinez-Soto