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Unanimated
Mr. Grinch, from How the
Raw Gossip Grinch Stole Christmas, was spotted yesterday
Reporter Stephanie Montano entering the alternate festive dimension and
Tune in for some unexpected guests at the
WWE Raw show tonight at 8pm on the
animated world of Hollywood's newest
USA Network channel. We have received The Grinch film. He appeared to be under the
some inside scoop that the Golden Girls
made their gran appearance at the WWE influence of far too much eggnog and not enough
Raw. Apparently, no-one knew they were
going to show up and showed up they did. Who hash when he entered Whoville's tight-knit
They came in with signs looking for none
other than John Cena himself. It seems community. He steered an army of wild reindeer
that John Cena married Shay Shariatzadeh
sometime in early October and when the
to the front doors of the OTHER Mr. Grinch
Golden Girls found out they came looking superstar, and demanded to fight for the grounds
to take John Cena down on a rumble.
Rumor has it they were big fans of “The of Whoville. Both Grinches began to blast reams
Bellas” and kept hoping John Cena and
Nikki Bella would reunite. After hearing of holiday lights at each other and fashioned
the wedding news, The Golden Girls came
after John Cena. The Golden Girls are
smoke bombs out of old ornaments. It was a nasty
outraged and came looking for some
blood, who will win this match no-one
sight. The crossing of these two dimensions threw
knows tune in to find out. the whole town out of order until they experienced
a power outage for as far as the eye could see.
Both Grinches were detained in ribbons and bows
by local Whos in the area. Neither will receive
bail.
THE
K-POP SENSATION
Reporter Kaitlyn Howell