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THE

CLEAN UP WITH ORBIT

Reporter: Anna Villano

It looks like Orbit Gum is looking for a new go to


British girl. We have received some information
that Farris Patton has been fired, rumors say that
those shiny white teeth are not really hers! Now
Celestina Grijalva
EDU 214 1007-1008 the two girls in competition are you guessed it,
11/07/2020
Rebel Wilson, and Perdita Weeks. Rebel Wilson
being the most well-known actress has had a lot of
paparazzi leading up to see who will get the part!
Pictures were leaked last night on TMZ showing
Rebel Wilson meeting up with the cast of Pitch
Perfect. The cast has not seen each other since the
last movie, what kind of plan do they have up their
sleeve for her to win this gig! On the other hand,
Perdita Weeks has been caught numerous times
going to Dr. Rodney’s dentist located in Beverly
Hills. As TMZ approaches her after one of her
appointments she states, “It not about having
natural white teeth, it’s just about having the
whitest.” The race is on, who will win this pearly
white war?
THE
THE NEW FANTANAS
THE
Reporter Celestina Grijalva

From selling makeup and having a reality


television show it seems The Kardashians
have found their new way of making
money. Word on the streets is The
Kardashians have invested in " Fanta soft
drinks." After The Kardashians fired all the
Fanta girls, nobody knows who’s is going
to replace them, but on the latest "Keeping
up with the Kardashians”, it looks like Kim
had showed a sneak peek of the new Fanta
outfits. In that episode Kris made a joke
about The Kardashians being "The
Fantanas." I mean there is enough
Kardashians for each color. five
Kardashians, five colors. The real question
is what color each of the Kardashians will
be.
THE
Grinchmas is
Coming
Jennifer Huglin

         Unanimated
Mr. Grinch, from How the
Raw Gossip Grinch Stole Christmas, was spotted yesterday
Reporter Stephanie Montano entering the alternate festive dimension and
Tune in for some unexpected guests at the
WWE Raw show tonight at 8pm on the
animated world of Hollywood's newest
USA Network channel. We have received The Grinch film. He appeared to be under the
some inside scoop that the Golden Girls
made their gran appearance at the WWE influence of far too much eggnog and not enough
Raw. Apparently, no-one knew they were
going to show up and showed up they did. Who hash when he entered Whoville's tight-knit
They came in with signs looking for none
other than John Cena himself. It seems community. He steered an army of wild reindeer
that John Cena married Shay Shariatzadeh
sometime in early October and when the
to the front doors of the OTHER Mr. Grinch
Golden Girls found out they came looking superstar, and demanded to fight for the grounds
to take John Cena down on a rumble.
Rumor has it they were big fans of “The of Whoville. Both Grinches began to blast reams
Bellas” and kept hoping John Cena and
Nikki Bella would reunite. After hearing of holiday lights at each other and fashioned
the wedding news, The Golden Girls came
after John Cena. The Golden Girls are
smoke bombs out of old ornaments. It was a nasty
outraged and came looking for some
blood, who will win this match no-one
sight. The crossing of these two dimensions threw
knows tune in to find out. the whole town out of order until they experienced
a power outage for as far as the eye could see.
Both Grinches were detained in ribbons and bows
by local Whos in the area. Neither will receive
bail. 
THE
K-POP SENSATION
Reporter Kaitlyn Howell

Today's media is starstruck with Korean boy band


BTS. 7 men who sing, dance, and have deadly good
looks are becoming the nation's heartthrobs!
Debuting in 2013 with No More Dream, you can see
the exponential growth to their latest single,
Missing items are missed
Dynamite. As this glamorous boy group comes to
tour the US, we see all ages of people spend
Brianna Ocegueda
hundreds of dollars to buy tickets to their shows.
Unexpected news reporting today that Breaking YouTube and social media records, you
Selena Gomez threw a huge birthday party
for her best friend Bella Thorne. Someone
see their stadium tours sell out within minutes of
seems to have stolen a five thousand dollar opening. NSYNC was one of the most influential
worth face mask and a pair of fluffy boy groups we have seen until now. BTS has easily
slippers. Going through the security
cameras and serious investigation to see
surpassed records by reaching more groups of
where these two items went. Who will be people than older groups could even dream of. A
the thief that will serve penalties for this global phenomenon with songs written by the
crime? Will Selena ever have silky smooth
skin and comfy toes again? No one knows
members, we see their lyrics reach those struggling
but this will not go ignored. in life to those looking for a good time. As their
fanbase of ARMY says, go stream dynamite!

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