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    What Is Marriage???

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    Marriage is described as a life sentence where love is blind and it becomes an institution for the blind. It is also seen as a three-ring circus where a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her masters. Additionally, the happiness of newlyweds is contrasted with the questioning of happiness in 10-year marriages, and difficulties are seen as starting when trying to decide which spouse becomes one in the marriage.

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    Marriage is described as a life sentence where love is blind and it becomes an institution for the blind. It is also seen as a three-ring circus where a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her masters. Additionally, the happiness of newlyweds is contrasted with the questioning of happiness in 10-year marriages, and difficulties are seen as starting when trying to decide which spouse becomes one in the marriage.

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    Marriage is described as a life sentence where love is blind and it becomes an institution for the blind. It is also seen as a three-ring circus where a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her masters. Additionally, the happiness of newlyweds is contrasted with the questioning of happiness in 10-year marriages, and difficulties are seen as starting when trying to decide which spouse becomes one in the marriage.

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    The quotes express that marriage is challenging but also full of love. It is portrayed as both a serious lifelong commitment but also something that takes work and compromise.

    Many of the quotes express marriage as difficult or a challenge, comparing it to prison sentences, restaurants where you wish you ordered something else, or an alarm clock waking you from a dream. However, it is also portrayed as something that can be happy and full of love if both partners are willing to give and take.

    Marriage is compared to a three ring circus and a coin where both sides cannot face each other directly.

    WHAT IS MARRIAGE???

    1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).

    2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an


    institution for the blind.

    3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his


    Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.

    4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring,


    wedding ring and suffering.

    5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the


    first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
    listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man
    listens.In the third year, they both speak and the
    NEIGHBOUR listens.

    6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant


    with friends.You order what you want, and when you see
    what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that
    instead.

    7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the


    church and found himself married. A year later he muttered
    something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

    8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the


    husband gives and the wife takes.

    9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father:


    I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

    10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man


    doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That
    happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

    11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the


    alarm clock.

    12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before
    marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

    13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.


    But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder
    why.

    14. There was this lover who said that he would go through
    hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through
    HELL.

    16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge


    than to let him keep her.

    17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the


    rest cheat in Europe.

    18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of


    a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay
    together.

    19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble


    starts when they try to decide which one.

    20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.


    After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.

    21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name
    was Always.

    22. It's not true that married men live longer than single
    men, it only seems longer.

    23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost


    impossible.

    24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALLMONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A
    BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL
    GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY
    WIFE FOUND OUT.

    25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.


    HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the
    hallway
    lighs on.

    26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another:


    AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE
    WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I
    MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.

    27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is


    finished.

    28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his


    job, he still ends up with the same boss.

    29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED.


    The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all
    said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

    30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you
    can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife
    is.

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