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An odor so putrid you have no choice but to hold your nose and gag. The only sane thing to do is run away, so very far away from this one.

If you're looking for the utter ridiculous and non-scary Horror film then this ones for you. At no moment does this film offer a glimpse of tension and or horror that is palpable in any way. It's devoid of impact and any motive worth wasting your time on.

So amateurish in it's efforts to be cool that it devolves into one badly realized concept after another. I can hear the film makers saying "but you don't get it" and I agree as an audience member and neither does your audience which is kind of the thing with film. When you can't connect with your audience you've made an installation piece at a moving image museum, not a movie. Andrew Garfield should get back into that spider man suit as soon as possible because this isn't a career move by any stretch of the imagination. If you want to witness a slow drowning on film or are contemplating a bad film choice you've come to the right place in Under The Silver Lake.