SnowLeopardMaster

If you haven't seen this film yet, go watch it. Seriously, just go watch it. It's amazing.

The characters are likable as ever, there are some really funny jokes, and the story... The story is amazing. It's clever, relatable, and emotional. There are times when it suddenly becomes surprisingly sad and even tear jerking. But in the end, it's all okay.

The soundtrack is incredible. Every song is catchy and fun, or sad and tear jerking. There's a scene where Snoopy and Woodstock play a song together in the woods, and while it's utterly pointless filler, the song they play is so very catchy that it's my favorite scene in the movie.

So, yeah. if you haven't seen this movie, go watch it. If you don't end up enjoying it, you probably have no soul.

What's the worst movie of all time? Is it The Room? Baby Geniuses? Foodfight? Rappsittie Street Kids? The Cat in the Hat?

Nope. While all of these are bad movies, After Last Season makes them seem like masterpieces. This movie is so lazily made it's jaw dropping. The most memorable quote in the movie is "They've got, uh, printers in the downstairs" because it's THE ONLY QUOTE IN THE MOVIE YOU CAN HEAR!! THEY DIDN'T EVEN MIKE THE CHARACTERS!!

Almost every set in the movie is made of cardboard. Cardboard MRI machines, cardboard walls, cardboard and cardboard and cardboard!! The rare sets that aren't made of cardboard are just bland plaster walls. The color palate is exceptionally bland, just grey, white, and washed out teal blue. Every shot is horribly overexposed, and the entire set just feels like an asylum, with the empty rooms and dull colors.

It might actually be a good thing that you can't hear most of the dialogue, because what you can hear is poorly written, wooden, and cringey. The acting is even worse. It's clear that the actors just didn't give a damn about how the movie turned out.

The directing was equally awful. The most dramatic scene in the movie is just the two lead characters sitting in chairs with their eyes closed, inter cut with a terrible, terrible CGI sequence where a vaguely humanoid CGI woman is standing in a room with a bland white background, when another vaguely humanoid CGI murderer emerges from the wall behind her, and stabs her with a knife. It's never explained, and is supposedly a pivotal plot point.

Speaking of the plot... wait... yes, I was planning to go on an angry rant about the terribly written plot, but... yes, it seems the movie doesn't have a plot for me to rant about.

All the dialogue is already poorly written, and none of it succeeds in explaining what the hell is going on! And yet the entire movie is just scene after scene of people sitting and talking about random crap that has nothing to do with the story, to the point where the movie's trailer does a better job of explaining the plot!

So, according to said trailer, the movie's about two people who use some kind of bizarre technology to visualize the murder of their friend. First of all, that's a dumb as hell premise, and second, what? Is that what was supposed to be happening while the people were sitting in the chairs and burning my eyes with the horrible CGI? I didn't get that at all!

Also, if one of their friends was murdered, why don't they care? The facial expressions of the actors never change throughout the movie, even though one of their friends was supposedly just killed! SHOW SOMETHING OTHER THAN UTTER INDIFFERENCE!!

So, it's bad, but it's even worse when you realize that this movie had a budget of FIVE MILLION DOLLARS!!! $5,000,000! I could make a better movie, with a mere thousandth of this movie's budget! Heck, I've made cheap little movies with some of my friends with a budget of about ten dollars, and even though they're not exactly cinematic masterpieces, they have better lighting, acting, cinematography, story, and dialogue than this abomination. If someone gave me $5,000,000 to make a movie, you can be damn sure that movie would be good. But apparently the director just went and bought $5,000,000 of cardboard and called it good.

I recommend this movie to anybody that wants to lose faith in humanity. Everyone else, stay away.

I grew up with Thomas the Tank Engine. At the age of four years old, I was completely obsessed with trains, and this show. Now, as a teenager, I feel like I've outgrown Thomas the Tank Engine, and more than anything, it often seems cringe-worthy to me.

But then I discovered this masterpiece. It's the origin story of Thomas, Percy, Gordon, and all his friends. But it's far from an innocent story about sentient trains.

Thomas the Tank Engine: Shed 17 reveals the disturbing truth behind the creation of these sentient locomotives, exploring the science of bio-fusion. It tells the story of a young boy named Thomas, the son of a scientist exploring the possibilities of bio-fusion. When Thomas is run over in a freak accident, his father manages to revive him as a locomotive.

Before long, the news goes viral, and several people also want to be turned into locomotives. However, none of these other trains work near as well as Thomas, with many accidents occurring. There's a definite horror theme to this flick, and some truly disturbing imagery, including Henry screaming in pain as he's dismantled and turned into scrap metal, Percy's face falling off, and, scariest of all, Thomas's train body bursting open and revealing his human organs inside, as he screams in horror having discovered the secret behind his creation.

I won't spoil what this secret is, but I will say that it's perfectly built up, and the suspense is agonizing. The twist itself is just as disturbing as the horrific sequence that follows, and it ends the story on a dark, morbid note.

It's definitely not for the faint of heart, and definitely isn't fit for the little kids that make up the primary audience of the official show. But if you're a horror fan that grew up with Thomas the Tank Engine, this is for you.