greenbeansean
Joined Sep 2005
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Please save your money and do not watch this movie. There are many negative reviews here.
The jokes are horrible and so childish that children would roll their eyes at it. MJ is a useless character filled with sass and unbecoming of a girl-next-door character.
The original spider man with Tobey was the best version of this story.
The jokes are horrible and so childish that children would roll their eyes at it. MJ is a useless character filled with sass and unbecoming of a girl-next-door character.
The original spider man with Tobey was the best version of this story.
This movie is filled with cheap jump scares, loud sounds, fog, and toy props.
A complete lack of a coherent story, the main characters are missing for most of the movie (but draw you and your money into the theatre with their names listed as stars of the show; they are not, it is 1 child and 2 girls), and failure to develop pacing.
I am taking the time to write this for you all, so you can save $15-20 a person for this poor excuse for a horror movie.
I now spend time searching for foreign horror movies that have far more talent and skill at developing a haunting tale.
Save money, live better! :P
A complete lack of a coherent story, the main characters are missing for most of the movie (but draw you and your money into the theatre with their names listed as stars of the show; they are not, it is 1 child and 2 girls), and failure to develop pacing.
I am taking the time to write this for you all, so you can save $15-20 a person for this poor excuse for a horror movie.
I now spend time searching for foreign horror movies that have far more talent and skill at developing a haunting tale.
Save money, live better! :P