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The Guardsmen: Part 3 (2024)
Wow.. Just wow..
Just like parts 1 and 2 this is a horrible low budget attempt to make a western.. The acting is community theater at best.. They did try though, but fell way short.. First off is the action scenes.. No one knows how to handle a firearm, then there is the red powder spray for those time people are actually shot.. The fact that they made three of these tells me they had high expectations that even those making this film should have known better.. A high school drama class could have done a better job.. There was good scenery to be seen throughout all three movies, but the not knowing anything about this time period and the horrible acting has doomed this trilogy to fail, and fail it shall..
The Orville: Future Unknown (2022)
I wouldn't renew this show..
First two seasons were fantastic, but this season had slid down the hill.. For the most part the episodes this season, including this one have been boring, unfunny, and sapppy.. I'm done waisting time waiting for something to happen.. Even if it's renewed I'll not be a returning viewer...
The Orville: Midnight Blue (2022)
Comedy..?? Not so much this season..
This show has gone down the woke rabbit hole.. Enough about the anti-female Moclans and Topa.. This used to be a comedy and the first 2 seasons were fantastic, but now it's in retread mode.. Between the Moclan issues and the ship doctor's love life, I've about lost interest in it.. Bring back the funny or make this season the show's swan song...
The Orville: A Tale of Two Topas (2022)
Well, that was horrible...
No humor, no action, no adventure, and no excitement.. None of the reasons I love this show were present.. I might have well been watching an old episode of a soap opera...
For All Mankind (2019)
Ups and downs
1st season was awesome.. Suspense, action, space and humor.. 2nd season became an Earthbound family/race/lgbtq driven soap opera.. It had it's moments toward the end of the season but overall it was a letdown....
The Northman (2022)
7.8..? Not the movie I watched...
Thankfully I watched this at home so taking frequent breaks from it was easy. Long, boring and ridiculous. The rating here is a farce, but they are probably bots. Anya was wasted in this role, actually all the actors were wasted on this mess of a film. If you're a fan of viking lore stay away from this horrible depiction of their way of life. The time I wasted on this is forever lost but at least I didn't pay to see it... It's a shame really as I was really looking forward to this movie...
The King's Man (2021)
My review won't save with a rating lower than 3..
This movie needed more Gemma, less Ralph and a much better script.. Boredom was the only consistent thing in this film.. It lacked everything that made the first two hits.. Watch it if you have nothing better to do or if you just need a nap.. In short, this movie is a dud.. I had to rate this a 3 as it wouldn't save if I rated it lower..
Ali Wong: Don Wong (2022)
Vulgar, Gross, Unnecessary..
Walking the stage like she's got a corn cob up her rectum while bashing men and mouthing out the dirtiest, nastiest sex talk I've ever heard.. She used to be funny, now she is just disgusting..
1883: The Weep of Surrender (2022)
More Elsa, Elsa, Elsa....
Show is getting more boring by the week.. Elsa gets more annoying by the week.. It won't happen, but if the remaining episodes didn't feature the brat with yellow hair, the season might be saved..
BigBug (2022)
Believe it or not, I sat through this mess..
Hard to believe that the same director that brought us Amelei directed this joke of a film.. It's just bad, and the voice actors used for dubbing made it worse..
1883: Lightning Yellow Hair (2022)
Roller-coaster show..
One week up, next week down.. Every show has that one character that keeps it from being outstanding week after week, and this show's is Elsa.. From her horrible accent to her wack a doodle way of getting through life.. She's just dragging this show down the rabbit hole.. If it continues from her point of view (which it will), it will be harder to stomach each week..
1883 (2021)
Boo on Paramount
I would probably give this a higher rating but I don't like being misled into thinking I'll get a new episode weekly.. This streaming every other week is for the birds, plus they won't say why they are doing it.. I'll wait till the last episode is up and then watch them all at once...
Deadwood (2019)
Let's toy with history...
A lot of historical facts were played with in the making of this show, but using the death of Charley Utter as a plot line went to far.. Charlie Utter left Deadwood in 1880 and never returned.. He lived to a ripe old age of 73 passing in Panama.. This movie unlike the series was written by idiots in an attempt to close out a wonderful series and they did a poor job of it.. Slow, dull and uneventful is just a few ways to describe this farse of a finale.. I was sorely disappointed...
Big Mouth (2017)
Oh My Goodness...!!!
This gem of an adult animation show gets a little more raunchy every season, and I hate admit it but I love it.. The Thanksgiving and Christmas episodes were hilarious..
Brand New Cherry Flavor (2021)
Surprise, surprise...
Doesn't happen often but Netflix put together something I enjoyed. Didn't blow me away but did hold my interest. Rosa is a delight to watch and Catherine Keener is one of Hollywood's best kept secrets..
The Suicide Squad (2021)
Worse than the first one, which was bad..
Proud of myself for sitting through 50 minutes of this mess.. It's beyond bad.. I'm at a loss for words..
Torment: A Love Story (2015)
Low budget and it shows..
A 6 year old movie with only 2 reviews.. One honest and one odviously a crew or family member.. The bogus 10 rating praising Lamb for knowing what a movie should be.. Lamb was only an executive producer, his only responsibility being to secure, or provide financing for the film.. The acting for the most part was amateurish.. The story was interesting enough and in the right hands would have made a great movie.. As it is, it is barely watchable..
Werewolves Within (2021)
2 stars for Milana...
Stupid mess of a crappy movie.. No scares, not funny, and no direction. Making this movie was a waste of time and watching it is an even bigger waste of time..
Leverage: Redemption (2021)
Yay... The team is back together..
4 episodes in and I'm really not missing Nate. The rest of the team is as fresh as ever. Delightful entertainment and interesting cons. The new blood is entertaining as well...
Evil Lives Here: Evil Undercover (2019)
Oh my God...
This has got to be the most clueless woman alive..
The Tomorrow War (2021)
Sad, sad excuse of a movie..
It's just bad.. Bad plot, bad attempts at comedic relief, and bad overall writing.. If you love sci-fi, don't waste your time..
Ad Vitam (2018)
Slow but thought provoking..
The story is interesting but it tends to drag a bit.. I had to turn off the english dubs and use subtitles.. The voice actors for the dubs was woefully out of place and amateurish which is unusual for most French language dramas.. The series is a good way to pass the time but not something you're likely to binge just to see what happens next..
Black Summer (2019)
This not good at all..
If there was ever a show in dire need of a military advisor, this is it. Uniforms, weapons, hair, nothing is right. The poor acting is only exceeded by the poor writing So, if you are interested in watching stupid people running around doing stupid things for 35 minutes an episode this is the show for you..
Rescue Dawn (2006)
Not even close...
Finally watching this in 2021.. Firstly, any Vietnam War movie with a rating of PG-13 is going to be bad. Vietnam in the mid 60s was not a PG-13 place. Horrible representation of the actual events. Don't waste your time on this..
Supernatural: Rock Never Dies (2016)
Jusy watchable..
The humorous moments were fun to watch but Rick Springfield brought it down. He really should stick to music since he's not much of an actor. Mark Pellegrino is the only one needed for this role..