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Bad Education (2012)
Pathetic drivel
Watched the first five minutes of the first episode, but that was all I could stand. The education element was hopeless - not even remotely based in a figment of reality. His 'jokes' would have got him instantly fired, his lack of professionalism wasn't funny, it was embarrassing and deluded. Unrealistic, unfunny, badly written and utter drivel.
Unknown Caller (2014)
Couldn't hear a word
Gave up after half an hour, partly because of the hopelessly nonsensical behaviour of the characters (why, when his ex wife turns up, does he not explain the situation and use her to get help? Why instead does he leave it so long that she enters the house and tries to make a call?), but also because to compensate for the poor writing and unrealistic behaviour of the characters the director chose to have such loud music playing over the phone calls that I couldn't hear a word that was being said. Didn't watch any more than that.
SpongeBob SquarePants: SquarePants Family Vacation (2011)
Best Ever What The Hell Did I Watch
At first I thought this was a normal episode. Then I realised that trying to make sense of any of it was starting to hurt my brain. So I removed my brain, and the episode started to make no sense at all. I then realised that to appreciate this episode it was necessary to get inside what passes for the mind of the writer, and so I filled the space previously occupied by my brain with alcohol. I don't really recall much of the detail, but I do know that this episode is best watched when high.