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I can only say that I am in awe that this movie even exists. The fact that people put time and money into this seems entirely ridiculous since I know teenagers who can make a better film than whatever garbage this is. I didn't even go into this movie expecting a masterpiece, but it exceeded my expectations for how horrible and insulting it was going to be.

Even the fact that this movie has the audacity to be similar enough to the film adaptation of Stephen King's Misery that they are brought up in the same sentence boils my blood. This is Misery if you removed everything single good thing about it. Both of the leads are absolutely awful and if they have any talent at all, it is not captured on this film.

I cannot believe how lazy and horrible this movie is. Even from the most basic stuff like the dialogue matching up with their mouths and the background music not being louder than characters speaking is ignored. I find it hard to believe that someone edited this movie thinking that this pathetic excuse for a film was ready to be released.

The only thing I can say I did like about the movie was when I finally got a break from seeing the two leads pretend to know how human beings interact with each other, seriously the most stiff acting I think I've ever seen in my life and that's saying something. But I digress, the scenes where they showed the fake Chain-Face Clown movie made me wish I was watching that movie instead of this cheap knockoff of Misery. For that reason only, and the fact that I really like clowns, this movie gets one extra star when it would otherwise only have one.

All I can say is... Do better.

Expect more from yourself, your talent, your audience.

And if you're a lover of horror films like I am, don't waste your time with this movie.