JohnPractice

fabulous work of fiction. love it. gotta see it. the imagery is just to die for. in honor of this piece i would like to recite a poem. ahem.

the blue bird swims. in the small bird bath. it drowns. croaks, dies.

and floats to the top. on the way to its castle. in the sky that is. it stops at the seven eleven. it buys a grape-a-luscious. slushy.that is. it slurped it up with the utmost care. then choked. croaked. drowned in its own vomit. and died. on its way to hell. oh wait back up. before he drinks his grape-a-luscious slushy. he robs the place. and see that is why he goes . um... down there. yes anyways. some how he develops a British accent. and says "'ello old chap" he says to the dark overlord. a bit hot in here.wee end.

I was at our local dollar shopping center when I saw the DVD's in the slim little cases with 2 movies, one on each side. I was about to go with a werewolf movie when I saw this 2 sided piece of gold. I quickly changed my decision and picked up this movie and Slipstream. I was so glad. This movie is hilarious. The plot is EXACTLY the same as The Terminator and has so many similar scenes it should be sued. The bad guy tried so hard to be Arnold and failed, but it's classic. Be warned though- this movie is completely full of chase scenes that go on forever and suck but are fun to watch. Also there are these guys at this outpost who never shut up. The best part by far is Jesse Venturas facial expressions. Classic. Also watch for the worst fight scenes ever. If you ever come across this for 5 or less bucks, buy it. But don't go any higher....or it's a waste.