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Spontaneous (2020)
Keep an OPEN MIND, It's A Metaphor
So if you happened to turn this movie on or walked in and sat down to watch it w/o knowing what's going on, you would think it's either A) Stupid! Or B) Okay, that was Lazy.
But if you started to really Think about it, as one or two mentioned before, this Film can and should be seen as a 'Metaphor' and should perhaps be called THAT.
I have always identified the word 'Spontaneous' as a word referenced to A Good Thing. Often heard in sentences like: "Come On! Let's Be Spontaneous! Let's just Go Do it..."
THIS Film's Definition is the exact opposite of FUN.
While Deaths for NO Apparent reason happen through the film, nobody has ANY answers. No answers as to 'WHY it's happening', and then, it happens AGAIN, and AGAIN..."
And the 'Why's' like the body count continue to pile up.
The different ways of COPING, some self hurtful, most are true. The self Blame, it happens as well.
But the question always remains, 'WHY!?'
NOW IF You DID do one of the above mentioned Walking in it randomly 'Just watchin A Flick's I'm sure you will hate this movie that has no real ending as to 'WHY!?' all this happened...
Its because it was exactly as thought... Its definitely a metaphor, just remember to keep that opened mind, and help those out who in the end have that look on their face of: "What the Frack Just Happened!????"
Wild Cherry (2009)
So much potential, hits and misses
This movie has a good cast, and has all the potential in the world, however some of the story falls off the table.
There are a few scenes that make you roll your eyes, and the writers COULD have done ALOT BETTER, just made themselves look flat lazy.
Again, it had so much potential, and was IDK, maybe a few times where writers should have admitted they were tired, or they could have at least said something to eachother or spoke up and said "That's funny, BUT... (in the swimming pool scene) Wouldn't the Guys ACTUALLY SAY SOMETHING that would actually give away the fact there was other guys there??"
Or several other scenes that make you just same, 'C'mon Maaann...'
Such a good cast, in such a poor film.
Jexi (2019)
Surprisingly good
Okay, I gotta say, I honestly came on IMDB to see if the Person from IMBD/Amazon was going to add under the 'Parents Guide' if they were going to add the scene where 'Jexi' the Mobile phone made 'Phil' have sex ("F#ck Me") with the Charger! LOL... Damn, I was so hoping IMDB would have added it, which technically, they should have because the Phone does make the same 'Sex Noises' that some females/males make in most movies with a comedic or ANY Movie Sex Scene. Don't be embarrassed IMBD Reviewers/Writers I've seen some other crazy B.S. you guys have written for other films, and some, many films you guys don't even review, or have the wrong years they were made etc.
Who's the Editor over there that Approves your writing?
Ya'll hiring!? LOL...
All in all, you have to have an opened mind when watching an film and don't treat it as "That would Never Happen" it's why it's called 'Comedy' people.
Now... "Play Me Out..." You know a Song, so I can bounce... Ready...Go!!
#SquadGoals (2018)
Deadly Scholars? or #Squad Goals?
This movie is So Bad, it seems they are even trying to 'Hide' the movie by changing the title. While the original title (by Google and Netflix) both list the title as: 'Deadly Scholars' but IMDB has it listed as '#SquadGoals'.
The secondary comes from the fact that it is mentioned several times in the movie.
Now this movie had some potential as a 'Who Done it', but all of a sudden its as if everyone was on a countdown to get it done and get it done Terrible and Fast.
The final 10-15 minutes will make your mouth drop because it is so damn stupid! The killer makes a confession after they were just told by a BBF who they thought was the killer, and instead of agreeing and framing the co called killer, the REAL Killer confesses! To a High School BFF... And...well...omg... I just can't relive how dumb of an ending it was.
Honestly, it did start out out ok, and did have potential but I just don't know what happened at the end.
Now THAT is The Real Mystery.
Venom (2018)
Have an Opened Mind, it Comedy and Action
As everyone else who has gone to see this movie I'm sure we had all went in with the image of 'Venom' from the Spider-Man movie.
This is NOT that Venom although the 'Parasite' ("What did you say!?") Didn't like the high pitched sounds like THAT Venom, that's pretty much where the similarities end. (Not a big part of the movie) This does have a good story to it, and while some of the action was hard to follow, ultimately the movie was entertaining and had comedy to it as well. If you saw 'Ant-Man' this guideline is similar.
If you are a Marvel Fan you will enjoy this. If you are new to Marvel you might not.
That reminds me, I ("YOU MEAN WE!!") ...umm, 'We' need to go see what the appearance of a 'Red Headed' 'Woody Herldson' was all about.