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kechupydeath's rating
This whole movie was made to make people aware of the world's problems. I can admire that, but there's one catch. Every theory in this movie is wrong. The so called "geniuses" have no knowledge about even the basic of science or no understanding of how the world works. It cannot enlighten you to, as it's supposed to do, it can only through you deeper into the dark with ignorant debates on religion, medicine, economy and politics.
The only spark of genius this movie had was implementing 2nd grade riddles into the story. The answers are banal yet the geniuses take their time to answer and not all of them even can. By this movie's standards of "genius", 3 quarters of the planet's population should be deemed masterminds of knowledge and everything else.
As a standalone movie with a horribly stupid script it's pretty good. If you like bad acting, bad cinematography, bad editing, bad plots, bad light effects, bad characters, pathetic flashbacks and cozy dumb endings then this movie's for you.
The only spark of genius this movie had was implementing 2nd grade riddles into the story. The answers are banal yet the geniuses take their time to answer and not all of them even can. By this movie's standards of "genius", 3 quarters of the planet's population should be deemed masterminds of knowledge and everything else.
As a standalone movie with a horribly stupid script it's pretty good. If you like bad acting, bad cinematography, bad editing, bad plots, bad light effects, bad characters, pathetic flashbacks and cozy dumb endings then this movie's for you.
In the future the world will be governed by 4 factions, the year is 2707 and war for resources is a constant element of life. But by restarting an ancient soldier factory the nations unleash a new threat and now their heroes must unite to fight the common foe of humanity.
This sounds very reminiscent of old video games stories. The clear path that the heroes must take, the obvious foe, heroism, uncanny clergy men, all these things bring me back to a time when saving the world was my daily routine. To put it more simple, this whole movie feels like a very lengthy video game cutscene. It may at a glance seem corny but it's so masterfully done that it makes you wait for the loading screen to appear and send you into action. It's as if they made a movie out of a game that didn't come out yet, or they just cut out all the playable parts of a game to make a full length movie, either way it still has a unique effect.
As a standalone movie it's fantastic. Most of of the movie is filmed behind a blue/green screen. But don't expect stunning realistic CGI or things like that, in fact the special effects look lazy but it's clearly done intentionally because it gives this surreal effect to the whole movie. The setting looks like a steampunk version of the WW2 era coated with steam-powered spaceships, yes, steam-powered spaceships. Frankly it brings me back to games like BloodRayne or Castle Wolfenstein, it having the full cast of political parties: democrats, communists, and fascists/Nazis.
In conclusion this movie's a gem. One of the best and most original I've seen in quite a while. You know it's good cause it keeps you at the edge of your seat even though the ending is clear from the very beginning.
This sounds very reminiscent of old video games stories. The clear path that the heroes must take, the obvious foe, heroism, uncanny clergy men, all these things bring me back to a time when saving the world was my daily routine. To put it more simple, this whole movie feels like a very lengthy video game cutscene. It may at a glance seem corny but it's so masterfully done that it makes you wait for the loading screen to appear and send you into action. It's as if they made a movie out of a game that didn't come out yet, or they just cut out all the playable parts of a game to make a full length movie, either way it still has a unique effect.
As a standalone movie it's fantastic. Most of of the movie is filmed behind a blue/green screen. But don't expect stunning realistic CGI or things like that, in fact the special effects look lazy but it's clearly done intentionally because it gives this surreal effect to the whole movie. The setting looks like a steampunk version of the WW2 era coated with steam-powered spaceships, yes, steam-powered spaceships. Frankly it brings me back to games like BloodRayne or Castle Wolfenstein, it having the full cast of political parties: democrats, communists, and fascists/Nazis.
In conclusion this movie's a gem. One of the best and most original I've seen in quite a while. You know it's good cause it keeps you at the edge of your seat even though the ending is clear from the very beginning.
I had a lot of expectations for this one. The visuals seemed stunning, the action heart-throbbing and the cast remarkable. And those thing were there but I just couldn't shake the feeling of this movie being nothing more than a paycheck.
All the memorable dialog, scenes and concepts seemed all TOO familiar. The bullet cam was taken from the video game Max Payne, the keyboard to the face scene from an internet show called PurePwnage, the last line was also taken from a famous Bob Ross parody, the train cart scene was reminiscent of an old children's show based on a popular toy, and I could go on...
I can look away and call them a coincidence but the last straw was the story. It was preposterously bad! Nothing made any sense, it seemed like they just pulled it out of a hat to house the action. All the characters the protagonist has to fight have no depth to them, this guy can do this, this guy can do that and in the end the hero has to fight the guys that can do this or that. Pathetic...
As I exited the theater trying to keep my mind off the senseless favorable criticism that was going on behind me, I heard someone say "If I was 13 and saw this movie, it would've been the best movie ever". And that's what it is, a children's movie that tried to captivate the adult mind through pointless sex scenes and drama.
All the memorable dialog, scenes and concepts seemed all TOO familiar. The bullet cam was taken from the video game Max Payne, the keyboard to the face scene from an internet show called PurePwnage, the last line was also taken from a famous Bob Ross parody, the train cart scene was reminiscent of an old children's show based on a popular toy, and I could go on...
I can look away and call them a coincidence but the last straw was the story. It was preposterously bad! Nothing made any sense, it seemed like they just pulled it out of a hat to house the action. All the characters the protagonist has to fight have no depth to them, this guy can do this, this guy can do that and in the end the hero has to fight the guys that can do this or that. Pathetic...
As I exited the theater trying to keep my mind off the senseless favorable criticism that was going on behind me, I heard someone say "If I was 13 and saw this movie, it would've been the best movie ever". And that's what it is, a children's movie that tried to captivate the adult mind through pointless sex scenes and drama.