royrogers599
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Cheap brit horror anthology.
Way too long, but surprisingly not terrible at times.
I particularly liked the evil dead/video nasty segment.
Overall it's hard to recommend. A lot of it is unimaginative & dull. & it is over 2 hours ffs. Needed to be trimmed massively
But it had its moments. Enough of them that it makes me wonder why most of it was poor when they clearly had the ability to make things that weren't too bad.
Some of the girls were pretty hot. Wish there was more nudity. Shame Dani Thompson is in it cause she cannot act. She must be good for one thing. Everyone else is pretty good though.
Way too long, but surprisingly not terrible at times.
I particularly liked the evil dead/video nasty segment.
Overall it's hard to recommend. A lot of it is unimaginative & dull. & it is over 2 hours ffs. Needed to be trimmed massively
But it had its moments. Enough of them that it makes me wonder why most of it was poor when they clearly had the ability to make things that weren't too bad.
Some of the girls were pretty hot. Wish there was more nudity. Shame Dani Thompson is in it cause she cannot act. She must be good for one thing. Everyone else is pretty good though.
This atrocity has haunted me for years since I stumbled upon it on Amazon Prime. This is the worst movie that I have ever suffered through. Worse than anything that the Asylum and Scott Jeffries have made.
This is an attempt at an anthology film, where none of the stories makes sense. I do mean that as these are so poorly made that I know that I put more effort into figuring out what was happening that the people who made them.
One segment, as best I can understand went like this. A guy gets a VR headset and puts it on. In the VR game(?) He goes to crappy BBQ, has sex with someone and gets killed by the Slit-mouth woman. A Japanese urban legend about disfigured woman who kills children with scissors. Why is she? I don't have clue, I doubt anyone who made this has either. They probably just thought that she was cool.
So, it's an embarrassing mess made complete armatures. I would recommend it only for the most extreme sadomasochists.
This is an attempt at an anthology film, where none of the stories makes sense. I do mean that as these are so poorly made that I know that I put more effort into figuring out what was happening that the people who made them.
One segment, as best I can understand went like this. A guy gets a VR headset and puts it on. In the VR game(?) He goes to crappy BBQ, has sex with someone and gets killed by the Slit-mouth woman. A Japanese urban legend about disfigured woman who kills children with scissors. Why is she? I don't have clue, I doubt anyone who made this has either. They probably just thought that she was cool.
So, it's an embarrassing mess made complete armatures. I would recommend it only for the most extreme sadomasochists.
For being a super low budget thriller made by a bunch of amateurs (reportedly thrown together from whatever was left after infighting caused some of the key crew members from a different project to cancel the original film and take off), this was surprisingly okay.
The hacking sequences were passable (some overlays of progress bars and code and stuff, but nothing terribly distracting), not nearly as goofy as the 90s hacker movie tropes we're all used to.
Still, the movie definitely had its faults. At one point, a barista is delivering his one line and an unnecessary over-the-shoulder shot focuses on it written out on the pad of paper he's holding. Also, for the epilogue they use a blooper take where the actors start cracking up and joking at the end for some reason?
There are definitely worse ways to spend 73 minutes. If you can look past the movie's rookie mistakes and weird decisions, it's worth checking out.
The hacking sequences were passable (some overlays of progress bars and code and stuff, but nothing terribly distracting), not nearly as goofy as the 90s hacker movie tropes we're all used to.
Still, the movie definitely had its faults. At one point, a barista is delivering his one line and an unnecessary over-the-shoulder shot focuses on it written out on the pad of paper he's holding. Also, for the epilogue they use a blooper take where the actors start cracking up and joking at the end for some reason?
There are definitely worse ways to spend 73 minutes. If you can look past the movie's rookie mistakes and weird decisions, it's worth checking out.