Reviews
Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
Thor: Goo and Chunder
Childish,purile sequel kinda destroys your good memories of the other Thor films. Unnesssary wokeness seems standard these days. Its like they were trying to make a Thor film for Nursery kids.
Blitz (2011)
Blitzkrieg
Statham,Considine and Gillen. You can't go wrong with that trio of actors. Love this film it gritty,funny and full of action. A bad ass cop,a gay detective and charismatic psycho. What more do you need?
Firestarter (2022)
Underwhelming
Very disappointed in this film. Just nothing to report really. Just bit like what was the point in this pointless remake. Im getting a bit bored going to cinema these days.
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
Profit mongers
I'm glad only have one cineworld unlimited card for both of us to use with 2-1 movies. Every time a Marvel film comes out they bin everything else to maximise profit. Was Nic Cage film I wanted to see but gone after 1 week.oh yeah the film boring.zzz.
Moonfall (2022)
Goonfall
I don't what I just watched. It started off fine and just descended into a complete mess. The dialogue was so dumb at times and the movie goers treated like complete morons with some of the sequences.
Belfast (2021)
Belfasting
Absolutely nothing happens and its black and white. My girlfriend fell asleep and missed zilch. The audience was primarily pensioners who are maybe used to black and white films where nothing happens. Nuff said.
Scream (2022)
The Scream Team
It's ok but I can't take ghostface seriously after Scary Movie. Ironically they mention wokeness in Stab 8 while sticking in token lesbians in Scream. Courtney Coxes botox face is more scary to be honest. Average at best and just cashing in on lack of ideas from Hollywood.
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain (2021)
Don't be Square.
I'm afraid the 4.3 ratio aspect ruined this film for me. We live 2022 not 1895. Its interesting story but my eyes kept squinting at the little square screen on wide cinema screen.
The Last Duel (2021)
The Last Dool.
I'm sorry but I can't take Matt and Ben's Yank accents in medieval Europe. It renders the film to Monty Python level. Far too long with little action and far too much dialogue.
No Time to Die (2021)
Lame Bond
All good things come to those who wait. Not in this case. This has got to be the most boring bond film ever. Embarassingly low on action for a film nearly 3 hours long. Daniel looks old,tired and fed up. Add a female black 007 and Q's male dinner date and you know where their priorities are going. I think they should retire Mr. Bond permanently but they won't sadly cause this will break all box office records.
Don't Breathe 2 (2021)
Can't see
The lighting in this film is terrible. Id been as well as been blind coz I could hardly see a thing.
Old (2021)
Old Hat
Is M. Night just Mickey taking now. What other excuse is there for this dire mess? Terrible dialogue,atrocious acting and bad camera work.he has turned making bad movies into his signature move. I had high hope watching trailer but fooled again.
Freaky (2020)
Bleaky Friday
A bit lame. Not really funny or scary. Acting pretty weak too. Might appeal to teenagers.
Kingpin (1996)
Bowled Over
I really really love this film.Its a comedy classic.Bill and Woody's characters are brilliant.Never gets old.Could watch it every week.The jokes one liners and visual gags are everywhere.
Dead Man's Shoes (2004)
Goody 2 shoes....not..
I like Paddy a lot and boy he delivers menace in this film.I was hooked from first minute to last.Dark with some dark humour.Retribution in spades.I can forgive drugs dealers in a Citreon Dolly....
Commando (1985)
A commando PERFORMANCE
The holy trinity of 80's action films Predator,Total Recall and Commando and Arnie in all 3.
Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020)
Faeces the Music.
Should be facing a tribunal for this horse manure.Complete garbage.Was so embarrassed for Keanu and Alex.
Pinocchio (2019)
Pinooooooooo!!!cchio
Unbelievable...I can't remember the last time I was so bored and annoyed it equal measures watching a film.Non stop loud stupid voiceovers.Creepy characters and I mean creepy in the wrong way.Dont take your kids..and to think I was worried going to see because I thought it was a Disney film.
Tenet (2020)
3 out of Tenet
Loved first 10mins Was bored ,confused with sore head for latter 2 hours plus.I go to cinema to be entertained not to get my mind frazzled.Def an over indulged ego trip for Nolan.
Nordvest (2013)
Dane Pack
Really enjoyed this film.Good actors and story.Worth watching if you fancy something different from usual Hollywood action film
Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993)
Top Shots
From the golden era of film comedies.Airplane.The Naked Gun,Dumb n Dumber,Kingpin etc..Its a complete riot of stupid laugh out comedy from start until finish plus bonus of ripped Charlie Sheen in full Rambo mode and even Rowan Atkinson doin a turn.
Sexy Beast (2000)
Beastmaster
LOVE LOVE LOVE this film.From the opening shot in boiling,baking Spain to the arrival of evil,sneering,terrifying Don and the robbery in London.It short,shocking and shamelessly British gangsters at their best.
Fantasy Island (2020)
Farcetasy Island
Totally ridiculous film.Terrible acting.Annoying characters.Joke of a script.Just wrong on every level.
The Invisible Man (2020)
The Invisable Entertainment
If your expecting an action filled,special effect laden thriller go watch Hollowman.If you want to watch a boring,slow disappointment with a practically Invisable appearance of the title character,this your movie.
Downhill (2020)
WHY!!!!
Very strange film.Comedy actor but not comedy.,Drama but not dramatic.A Real lame effort.It just seemed totally pointless.Only plus points were mercifully short and scenery was prerty.