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varden_longraf's rating
If you want to watch something that won't waste your absolute time and make you scratch your head go what was that??? This is the one for you. I really can't believe there. Any movie production head honcho. Let this crap actually pass as something that should be made because it absolutely is not. It's a steaming pile of garbage nothing at all redeemable in the length of this film that makes it worth ever watching twice if ever at all. It's just that terrible. Save yourself the time and do a hard pass on considering watching this. You'll thank yourself later. And if the plots not bad enough to keep you away from this movie, the acting is even more so of a reason.
I'm all for a good parody but this one is just terrible the punchlines seem obvious. Maybe it could've been saved a little bit of star power (unless you count Daniel Baldwin yawn) but this movie really has none. It also makes no sense to make fun of a movie that was making fun of zombie movies in the first place that seems a waste of time. I'd rather watch zombie strippers which is much more funnier than this and had a funnier ideas at least and star power.
I'm sorry they just overlayed the Jim Jones thing with a bunch of nonsense with including cannibals. There was no character depth whatsoever in this story and the brainwashing concept was completely unbelievable. There really was no horror in this movie other than the cruelty to the animals which was completely sickening. The music scores that sounded like something out of the 1970s made it even worse. Just a waste of 90 minutes.