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mojo-obp's rating
i thought this was a murder thriller, when I read the summary. but in fact it's a gay movie, about a buncha kids dressing up as women and making gay parties in the '80s. it's quite tasteless, btw.
based on a true story, the movie (at best) tries to show what happens to gay boys who come from nowhere to a big city by themselves. the characters are all losers and hollow-minded.
there is, however, a murder in this one, but there's no suspense, and it happens near the end of the movie, after you see (or fast-forward) about 70 minutes of gay guys dancing and acting and talking all gay-like (you know, like the stereotype, exaggerated). on the plus side (for me), there is absolutely no gay sex or even gay kiss scenes :)
extremely boring and meaningless(if you're heterosexual).
based on a true story, the movie (at best) tries to show what happens to gay boys who come from nowhere to a big city by themselves. the characters are all losers and hollow-minded.
there is, however, a murder in this one, but there's no suspense, and it happens near the end of the movie, after you see (or fast-forward) about 70 minutes of gay guys dancing and acting and talking all gay-like (you know, like the stereotype, exaggerated). on the plus side (for me), there is absolutely no gay sex or even gay kiss scenes :)
extremely boring and meaningless(if you're heterosexual).
yeah, it's that bad. it's horrible. i can't even waste the words to explain it.
don't watch it, don't even consider watching it. if your hair's caught on fire and you go screaming through your building, and your neighbour with a bucket of water, says "watch Marci X or you're not getting this on your head" tell him to sod off. if you fall from an 8 story building break both your legs and have your ribs stuck in your heart, and the doctors in the hospital tell you "watch Marci X or no surgery" tell them to kiss your butt, because it's less painful. Believe me. And if you get abducted by aliens and they "watch Marci X or it's probin' time" tell them to watch it themselves, cause it's the worst thing you could wish for somebody.
You DON'T want to see this tasteless, mindless, pointless, substanceless piece of s**t.
don't watch it, don't even consider watching it. if your hair's caught on fire and you go screaming through your building, and your neighbour with a bucket of water, says "watch Marci X or you're not getting this on your head" tell him to sod off. if you fall from an 8 story building break both your legs and have your ribs stuck in your heart, and the doctors in the hospital tell you "watch Marci X or no surgery" tell them to kiss your butt, because it's less painful. Believe me. And if you get abducted by aliens and they "watch Marci X or it's probin' time" tell them to watch it themselves, cause it's the worst thing you could wish for somebody.
You DON'T want to see this tasteless, mindless, pointless, substanceless piece of s**t.
A DoD special agent is sent to investigate the failure of a space-shuttle just above earth. What seems to have killed the astronauts is a creature specially designed on Earth to perform terra-forming on Mars. Of course, as you already suspects, the creature doesn't just create vegetation in order to produce oxygen, it also has some nasty homicidal tendencies. Actually, it feeds on humans. So our special agent goes to meet the scientists who've created the monster to figure out a way to kill it. Again we don't have a full-on military strike, just one law-enforcement agent and a couple of scientists hunting what seems more dangerous than the T-Rex. Yeah, right. The creature settles in a small town in Illinois, where everyone is dropping dead from cancer, which is caused by their uranium-contaminated water purification system (the main water pump is in an old uranium mine, and nobody suspects anything in this town, although they had 38 deaths in 7 years, and over two thirds of the population suffering some form of cancer... another priceless thing in this movie). We also have a "traitor" in the team (it's an inside job, as they say). And yada yada, so on and so on. It's boring as hell, and you could really live better without watching this.
What makes this movie worth watching is Theresa Russell. She does her acting job as usual. But this time, she looks really sexy. I'm telling you, it doesn't matter that she's old. She is a real MILF. And she will certainly lead you through the movie, without switching it off.
What makes this movie worth watching is Theresa Russell. She does her acting job as usual. But this time, she looks really sexy. I'm telling you, it doesn't matter that she's old. She is a real MILF. And she will certainly lead you through the movie, without switching it off.