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Monster-in-Law (2005)
This story will change your life. This movie however......
Complete and utter Crap. I wasted my life on this crap, because of this movie I almost died. I was seventeen then in a much simpler time and place. It was the summer of 06 and, life was pretty good. Until Blockbuster......stained my life forever. As I watched the movie I began to sweat, and sweat, and sweat. My veins were pumping my blood, I diddn't know what was going on in my life. Was this death? Was this that feeling of death people talk about so much? Halfway through the movie, I woke up with a razor in my hand. Was I in a deep coma? What was this? I began to slit my wrists uncontrollably. What was going on? I finally got myself to stop. I had lost 2 pints of blood. I don't know why, but this movie mesmerized me. After the movie was over, I began a long addiction of cocaine. Months after, the lining of my nose was destroyed. I diddn't know how to stop. Then I got the idea. I must kill Jennifer Lopez and destroy blockbuster. I devised a plan. I must take out Lopez first. I loaded my speargun and went to Hollywood. Finally I faced her face to face. I fired my weapon, the spear went through her abdomen. She cried as the blood was spewing from her body. I leered over her, pulled out my trusty old pocket knife and gutted her body. Phase one was complete. Now I had to return home to get revenge on Blockbuster. Fools, diddn't know what was coming to them. I knew they had a small army of re-winders, managers, and janitors ready to give their lives for blockbuster. This was a jiahd to them. So I had to amass a army. I went to the local video store, Hollywood Video. They agreed to aid me upon my quest. "WE STRIKE AT DAWN" I cried.
It was 8:08 in the morning. It was time for battle. I watched the red sun rise.....it was a black omen onto the blood shed that was about to occour. We held up our pick axes and our pitch forks and charged into the store. However, many of my people were mowed down upon entering by the Blockbuster fools. "I must find the heart", I said to myself. I went deeper into the lair and found the porno section. "Fools" I cried. I took a five minute break to relax my sexual organs. After that, I reached the generator room. I took my good grenade and placed it upon the generator. I got out just in time just as the store exploded. The government knew of my conspiracies. However I type this message now, to warn you all......DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE! IT WILL CHANGE YOU......forever.
Rocky (1976)
Changed My Life
"Your gonna eat lightning and your gonna crap thunder"
Rocky is about a poor boxer living his life in Philadalphia. His life changes when an invitation from the heavyweight champ Apollo Creed is given to him.
Romance, Drama, Fight.
Story- With minimum resources and low money, this movie was an underdog itself. Stallone wrote it and fought to play Rocky. When they were low on resources, they changed the story all together and made it even better. The story is flawless and keeps you on the edge of your seat. 9/10
Music- The best thing about the movie itself. The music in this movie is guaranteed to give you goosebumps every time you watch it. Bill Conti gives you an excellent score throughout the movie, including the famous "gonna fly now". 10/10
Acting- 4 nominated performances in this movie. The acting is very good as well, especially Burgess Meredith who offers one of the greatest acts I have ever seen. Stallone plays Rocky Balboa and changes his voice very well to be Rocky. He did a very good job. Talia Shire plays Adrian, a shy pet store owner who has never had a BF before. She did a good job as well. Burt Young plays the drunkard Paulie. Burgess Merideth plays the boxing trainer Mickey. I have never seen a better performance. 9.5/10
Stallone fought for this triumphant movie that made me want to go the distance (sounds corny but its true). It made me strive to work harder and not give up. If you haven't seen this, buy it and watch it. I'll guarantee it will change you too. A classic.
I give it a perfect 10/10