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I have no idea who the folks posting all the gushing reviews are, but this is not a good film: the acting is terrible, the pacing slow, the premise maudlin. If you have absolutely nothing better to do, try and find something else to do, since this film will make nothing but regrets. The film feels like it was shot in a weekend with the director's friends and then he asked his family to come on here and post reviews. All of which is fine, but there really should be some way to mark for review obviously bogus reviews. The one comparing this to The Exorcist? Please. That should just be a red flag.
Odd music video look and feel with weak acting and flat dialogue. Imagine a film by Jean Rollin's cousin who has no sense of humor but good visuals and editing. The portmanteau format is just cobbled together with a "fortune teller" animation that's fun, but the voice over is straight ridiculous. I watched it to see just how bad it would get.
Inside this bloated movie (which gives away every element of suspense) is a good one that's half an hour shorter. All the novelty of the plot is dissipated by the narrative structure and telegraphing so loud you'll swear you can hear Morse code.