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True-Jack's rating
I have just had the privilege of viewing this film(sic). It was sceduled in the middle of the night on a minority British TV channel (Channel 5) in a slot normally reserved for truly awful films. However this film(sic) has been severely overbilled in this slot. It is an insult to those truly awful films normally billed in this slot that this effort has been billed in their place.
This movie(sic) is truly top class trash. In the early seventies the Dutch football team, Ajax of Amsterdam, played the most amazing football and were crowned European Champions for three years running (1970/71/72). The amazing football they played was given the name "total football" for the sheer brilliance it portrayed. Well I want to give this film(sic) the honour of being known as "total trash" for the sheer brilliance of top class trash perveyed in this masterpiece.
The songs and rock(sic) numbers are trash. The main song ("Teaser" which is sung several times) is a straight ripoff (and not a very good ripoff) of a great Beatles rock classic ("Birthday").
Some of the older character actors in this film(sic) had already established their reputations before they appeared in this film()sic but the younger up and coming stars have sunk without trace after making the hideous mistake of appearing in this disaster.
Please IMDB, have mercy on all those associated with this film(sic) and expunge it from your records. Nobody deserves to have this effort on their CV.
Finally I have a message for a previous contributor known as eleven-2. I can only assume sir, that you were being totally ironic in your previous comments but if not I would love to know what substances you were using when you saw this mess of a film(sic). Please enlighten us so that we can all enjoy the benefit of having our minds expanded in such a way that we perceive top class trash as pure gold.
This movie(sic) is truly top class trash. In the early seventies the Dutch football team, Ajax of Amsterdam, played the most amazing football and were crowned European Champions for three years running (1970/71/72). The amazing football they played was given the name "total football" for the sheer brilliance it portrayed. Well I want to give this film(sic) the honour of being known as "total trash" for the sheer brilliance of top class trash perveyed in this masterpiece.
The songs and rock(sic) numbers are trash. The main song ("Teaser" which is sung several times) is a straight ripoff (and not a very good ripoff) of a great Beatles rock classic ("Birthday").
Some of the older character actors in this film(sic) had already established their reputations before they appeared in this film()sic but the younger up and coming stars have sunk without trace after making the hideous mistake of appearing in this disaster.
Please IMDB, have mercy on all those associated with this film(sic) and expunge it from your records. Nobody deserves to have this effort on their CV.
Finally I have a message for a previous contributor known as eleven-2. I can only assume sir, that you were being totally ironic in your previous comments but if not I would love to know what substances you were using when you saw this mess of a film(sic). Please enlighten us so that we can all enjoy the benefit of having our minds expanded in such a way that we perceive top class trash as pure gold.