Carpetman

When I was a kid I actually loved this movie, but now that I'm a man, I'm kinda horrified by "The Toy." A rich white man buys a black man for his spoiled son? Or at least rents a black man for his son. And they take baths together? Yikes! I love Pryor, but I have to assume he took this gig for the money to feed his notorious crack habit. Moral of this movie? If you're a rich white man you can buy a black man for your son. Can you imagine the firestorm of protest if this movie came out today? And oh yeah, the kid became a real life porn star!!!

I hated this film. A guy in the hospital allows people to rape her in a coma? Wonderful. The Japanese school girl stabs a guy in the groin for no reason and gallons of blood pour out? Delightful. A cartoon that goes on forever and is ugly and . disgusting. Great. A hundred jokers in masks get various body parts chopped off and rivers of blood flow from their wounds. Lovely. This film is VOMIT. The once great man of Pulp Fiction ingests thousands of foul and rotten film ideas and vomits them back up onto you covered in blood, worms and maggots. That is how you will feel when you leave Kill Bill. I don't like feeling vomited on! I hated this film.

I go to the movies to have a good time. To laugh, to be thrilled, to gasp at creative visual storytelling. Not to be vomited on. I felt gross and it pains me to know that this is the guy who wrote one of the best

screenplays of all time, Pulp Fiction. It seems QT will

go the way of Orson Wells and it's a real shame.

First Commander Locke is so mind bogglingly bad. That's the moment when you're mind starts going "oh no, this is not good!' Then it gets worse. Link is awful He's so clean! I thought everyone in the Matrix is dirty? His girlfriend is atrocious. Is Neo made of wood? Cuze he acts like it! The Chancellor? Oh man is he a bad actor! Morpheus has no life in him like the first. Everything he says and does is like a robot. Where's the passion? Where's the fire? His intro scene in M1 blows away every single frame he is one screen in this one! The twins? What a waste of coolness! We never really find out who they are and they just show up do a few moves and vanish. ARRRGGG! The burly brawl moves to fast to really see what's going on and goes on so long it becomes a giant joke. People around me were snickering and sighing about it. The fight on top of the 18 wheeler looks totally fake. I never believed for a second they were moving down the highway. Their clothes don't ruffle in the wind like they should. There really is NOTHING new in reloaded! Like most other people I like the Ducati, the Keymaker and the Oracle, plus I did enjoy the Architect scene. There is less than zero chemistry between Trinity and Neo. Who cares? In the end they just pile on the CGI so much that it really does drown in it. There is no life in the film. No magic. It is dry, humorless and boring. I think most of us all feel the same way. I give it 4 out of 10. Sadly.