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myroboticbrain's rating
...and I saw both feardotcom and without a paddle in theaters.
and i've watched the films of ed wood. and sat through many a roger corman classic. and generally rented every bad movie in the bowels of the video store.
this is the single most painfully horrible movie i've ever seen. the only other thing i've watched in recent memory that was even close to this bad was six string samurai (I was so disappointed in that one).
But, on the upside, you can use it as a torture device to annoy your friends. There's nothing like subjecting them to bad acting, a white guy masquerading as an "albino" black man, and just generally terrible movie-making.
I first saw this film when I was 17. I'm now 23, and have yet to find anything to top it. The one and only reason I'm giving this two stars is because I like to torture people with it from time to time. Try it back to back with the Star Wars Holiday Special to rid your house of unwanted guests.
and i've watched the films of ed wood. and sat through many a roger corman classic. and generally rented every bad movie in the bowels of the video store.
this is the single most painfully horrible movie i've ever seen. the only other thing i've watched in recent memory that was even close to this bad was six string samurai (I was so disappointed in that one).
But, on the upside, you can use it as a torture device to annoy your friends. There's nothing like subjecting them to bad acting, a white guy masquerading as an "albino" black man, and just generally terrible movie-making.
I first saw this film when I was 17. I'm now 23, and have yet to find anything to top it. The one and only reason I'm giving this two stars is because I like to torture people with it from time to time. Try it back to back with the Star Wars Holiday Special to rid your house of unwanted guests.
If you're a fan of the mega-budget teen horror crap they're churning out in Hollywood these days, stay as far as you can away from this movie. If, however, you're even looking at this review, there's a pretty good chance that this movie will scare the pants off of you.
I wasn't really expecting too much out of a TV movie. Apparently I underestimated the Japanese TV companies (and now realize that American TV movies are watered down crap that overuse bad special effects.) This movie is absolutely amazing. What it lacks in speed and character development it more than makes up for in moments that will have you screaming "WHAT WAS THAT!!!" at your TV set. It's not a gory movie, really, though there are a few moments that are not for the particularly queasy.
Another plus: There is relatively little dialogue in the film, so even your idiot friends who have something against subbed movies should be able to handle this one. My boyfriend, who always falls asleep during foreign films, was too scared to do so during this one.
My advice: if you're a fan of thoughtful horror/suspense movies that will give you the creeps long after the film is over, this is a must see.
I wasn't really expecting too much out of a TV movie. Apparently I underestimated the Japanese TV companies (and now realize that American TV movies are watered down crap that overuse bad special effects.) This movie is absolutely amazing. What it lacks in speed and character development it more than makes up for in moments that will have you screaming "WHAT WAS THAT!!!" at your TV set. It's not a gory movie, really, though there are a few moments that are not for the particularly queasy.
Another plus: There is relatively little dialogue in the film, so even your idiot friends who have something against subbed movies should be able to handle this one. My boyfriend, who always falls asleep during foreign films, was too scared to do so during this one.
My advice: if you're a fan of thoughtful horror/suspense movies that will give you the creeps long after the film is over, this is a must see.