Darkbulb
Joined Dec 2011
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I think the plot, as thin as it is, is maybe the saving grace for this...hm..."movie".
The acting is very wooden and I would bet money on that the cinematographer is straight out of film school as the cinematography is so childishly simple and tries to use tired tropes - and fails. Yikes.
I lasted about 30-35 mins then the acting and camera got the best of me and I had to turn this thing off.
I'd say stay away from this one.
I think the plot, as thin as it is, is maybe the saving grace for this...hm..."movie".
The acting is very wooden and I would bet money on that the cinematographer is straight out of film school as the cinematography is so childishly simple and tries to use tired tropes - and fails. Yikes.
I lasted about 30-35 mins then the acting and camera got the best of me and I had to turn this thing off.
I'd say stay away from this one.
The acting is very wooden and I would bet money on that the cinematographer is straight out of film school as the cinematography is so childishly simple and tries to use tired tropes - and fails. Yikes.
I lasted about 30-35 mins then the acting and camera got the best of me and I had to turn this thing off.
I'd say stay away from this one.
I think the plot, as thin as it is, is maybe the saving grace for this...hm..."movie".
The acting is very wooden and I would bet money on that the cinematographer is straight out of film school as the cinematography is so childishly simple and tries to use tired tropes - and fails. Yikes.
I lasted about 30-35 mins then the acting and camera got the best of me and I had to turn this thing off.
I'd say stay away from this one.
...it turns out the movie is a mess.
It tries to walk that line between comedy and action but the thing is it's never funny - not once. I mean it, it NEVER has a funny moment. And, as far as the action goes it's pretty geriatric and slowpaced. It's hard to write this but - the action is boring.
I gave it a 3/10 because of JCVD but...I mean...that's being generous.
...it turns out the movie is a mess.
It tries to walk that line between comedy and action but the thing is it's never funny - not once. I mean it, it NEVER has a funny moment. And, as far as the action goes it's pretty geriatric and slowpaced. It's hard to write this but - the action is boring.
I gave it a 3/10 because of JCVD but...I mean...that's being generous.
...it turns out the movie is a mess.
It tries to walk that line between comedy and action but the thing is it's never funny - not once. I mean it, it NEVER has a funny moment. And, as far as the action goes it's pretty geriatric and slowpaced. It's hard to write this but - the action is boring.
I gave it a 3/10 because of JCVD but...I mean...that's being generous.
It tries to walk that line between comedy and action but the thing is it's never funny - not once. I mean it, it NEVER has a funny moment. And, as far as the action goes it's pretty geriatric and slowpaced. It's hard to write this but - the action is boring.
I gave it a 3/10 because of JCVD but...I mean...that's being generous.
...it turns out the movie is a mess.
It tries to walk that line between comedy and action but the thing is it's never funny - not once. I mean it, it NEVER has a funny moment. And, as far as the action goes it's pretty geriatric and slowpaced. It's hard to write this but - the action is boring.
I gave it a 3/10 because of JCVD but...I mean...that's being generous.
...it turns out the movie is a mess.
It tries to walk that line between comedy and action but the thing is it's never funny - not once. I mean it, it NEVER has a funny moment. And, as far as the action goes it's pretty geriatric and slowpaced. It's hard to write this but - the action is boring.
I gave it a 3/10 because of JCVD but...I mean...that's being generous.
The way these people pronounced karantan and other common Swedish words drove me up the walls. How difficult was it to hire ACTUAL swedes that ACTUALLY speaks the language? Absolutely took me out of it.
I like the British cast a lot but ffs try to get your casting together!!
The way these people pronounced karantan and other common Swedish words drove me up the walls. How difficult was it to hire ACTUAL swedes that ACTUALLY speaks the language? Absolutely took me out of it.
I like the British cast a lot but ffs try to get your casting together!!The way these people pronounced karantan and other common Swedish words drove me up the walls. How difficult was it to hire ACTUAL swedes that ACTUALLY speaks the language? Absolutely took me out of it.
I like the British cast a lot but ffs try to get your casting together!!The way these people pronounced karantan and other common Swedish words drove me up the walls. How difficult was it to hire ACTUAL swedes that ACTUALLY speaks the language? Absolutely took me out of it.
I like the British cast a lot but ffs try to get your casting together!!The way these people pronounced karantan and other common Swedish words drove me up the walls. How difficult was it to hire ACTUAL swedes that ACTUALLY speaks the language? Absolutely took me out of it.
I like the British cast a lot but ffs try to get your casting together!!
I like the British cast a lot but ffs try to get your casting together!!
The way these people pronounced karantan and other common Swedish words drove me up the walls. How difficult was it to hire ACTUAL swedes that ACTUALLY speaks the language? Absolutely took me out of it.
I like the British cast a lot but ffs try to get your casting together!!The way these people pronounced karantan and other common Swedish words drove me up the walls. How difficult was it to hire ACTUAL swedes that ACTUALLY speaks the language? Absolutely took me out of it.
I like the British cast a lot but ffs try to get your casting together!!The way these people pronounced karantan and other common Swedish words drove me up the walls. How difficult was it to hire ACTUAL swedes that ACTUALLY speaks the language? Absolutely took me out of it.
I like the British cast a lot but ffs try to get your casting together!!The way these people pronounced karantan and other common Swedish words drove me up the walls. How difficult was it to hire ACTUAL swedes that ACTUALLY speaks the language? Absolutely took me out of it.
I like the British cast a lot but ffs try to get your casting together!!