fLip2k
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How did Gabriel B get D'Artagnian role? It's insane! He was meant to be ~20 years younger that the other 3 musketeers!
Similar miscast for Louis the 14th - way too young, good looking and slim. Definitely a miscast for DiCaprio.
After reading the books for 20+ times in my youth, this seemed like the usual American remake romp, with no authenticity at all.
At least Gepardeu, the now Russian citizen b*tard fits Porthos role somehow and Irons is a decent enough, even if not perfect Aramis.
Shock and horror - I have not actually watched it, nor am I willing to, because of the reasons I've stated. Just seems like one of those typical pretty boy/high cast remakes hollywood is so bad at'
Similar miscast for Louis the 14th - way too young, good looking and slim. Definitely a miscast for DiCaprio.
After reading the books for 20+ times in my youth, this seemed like the usual American remake romp, with no authenticity at all.
At least Gepardeu, the now Russian citizen b*tard fits Porthos role somehow and Irons is a decent enough, even if not perfect Aramis.
Shock and horror - I have not actually watched it, nor am I willing to, because of the reasons I've stated. Just seems like one of those typical pretty boy/high cast remakes hollywood is so bad at'
Yeah, it's bloody awful, on so many levels.
Nick Moran was kinda ok, overall but still 5/10 level, due to the script/plot.
Every dialog was like a knife into my heart - you could not feel more like... you know what - I don't have the vocabulary to describe how cliche every little bit of it was.
I understand some fandom for B movies, this is not B for me, C/D at best.
YET (surprisingly!) I gave it 2/10 and not 1/10 simply because I watched all of ity, still, somehow, wanting to see how it ends and the production was ok-ish, to some extent.
I lost respect to any actors involved though and will never, ever understand that atrocity of the police woman - where the hell did they find her? She could not possibly have been accepted to the police force with that duck-bill of lips. That was so ugly and unreal, I had to look away from the screen in all scenes she was in, otherwise I'd have had bad nightmares.
Yet again, just because of her and incredibly awful speaking parts/cliched dialogues for all characters, I want to show it to people, to have a drunken night in to piss ourselves with laughter. This alone deserves an extra point, so 2/10 it is!
Bloody hell, that image of her (police officer) is =wedged into my brain now and it is very hard to get rid of!
Nick Moran was kinda ok, overall but still 5/10 level, due to the script/plot.
Every dialog was like a knife into my heart - you could not feel more like... you know what - I don't have the vocabulary to describe how cliche every little bit of it was.
I understand some fandom for B movies, this is not B for me, C/D at best.
YET (surprisingly!) I gave it 2/10 and not 1/10 simply because I watched all of ity, still, somehow, wanting to see how it ends and the production was ok-ish, to some extent.
I lost respect to any actors involved though and will never, ever understand that atrocity of the police woman - where the hell did they find her? She could not possibly have been accepted to the police force with that duck-bill of lips. That was so ugly and unreal, I had to look away from the screen in all scenes she was in, otherwise I'd have had bad nightmares.
Yet again, just because of her and incredibly awful speaking parts/cliched dialogues for all characters, I want to show it to people, to have a drunken night in to piss ourselves with laughter. This alone deserves an extra point, so 2/10 it is!
Bloody hell, that image of her (police officer) is =wedged into my brain now and it is very hard to get rid of!
Daisy May absolutely ruins the reincarnation of the brilliant show.
I thought I liked her, after so many funy panel shows appearances, but here she just overwhelms every joke, however minor it can be with her laughter.
Greg is ok as the host, but once again, forcefully laughing at his own or writers' gags does him no favour, losing my respect/liking of him also, just feels very forced.
Daisy is still the very worst, esp that she's on every damn episode!
Disappointed massively. I know they can't bring back Lamarr or Simon, who were by far the brilliant high rating signatures of the show (9/10 in those days), but even the mix of changing hosts, like Wogan and s few others were so, so much better than the current bunch!
Removed the show from "Record Series" on Sky+ after this xmas special.
I thought I liked her, after so many funy panel shows appearances, but here she just overwhelms every joke, however minor it can be with her laughter.
Greg is ok as the host, but once again, forcefully laughing at his own or writers' gags does him no favour, losing my respect/liking of him also, just feels very forced.
Daisy is still the very worst, esp that she's on every damn episode!
Disappointed massively. I know they can't bring back Lamarr or Simon, who were by far the brilliant high rating signatures of the show (9/10 in those days), but even the mix of changing hosts, like Wogan and s few others were so, so much better than the current bunch!
Removed the show from "Record Series" on Sky+ after this xmas special.