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SupaSmashBrotha's rating
OK, it's no secret these days that the movie has nothing to do with the games, but still, the movie is quite entertaining. The cast did a respectable job with the absolutely lunacy of the scrpit they were given, and Bob and John have good chemistry as the Mario Brothers (I've never understood why the fact their last names were Mario was such a revelation. For Crying out loud, they are the MARIO BROTHERS)
The plot is a nonsensical mess, as mentioned earlier, but the movie is more about the what than the why. It's charm lies in it's dumb humor and decent action scenes, as opposed to being mentally engaging. Plus it's surprisingly dark for a Mario movie. And I'm not sure if that's a bad thing or a good thing.
There is one exception to something I said earlier. Most of the cast is great for what it is, but Dennis what's his name as King Koopa is just terrible. Still, he doesn't really ruin the movie. It's not good per-se, but it is an enjoyable popcorn flick if you can catch it on TV or for a rental. I give it a 6/10
The plot is a nonsensical mess, as mentioned earlier, but the movie is more about the what than the why. It's charm lies in it's dumb humor and decent action scenes, as opposed to being mentally engaging. Plus it's surprisingly dark for a Mario movie. And I'm not sure if that's a bad thing or a good thing.
There is one exception to something I said earlier. Most of the cast is great for what it is, but Dennis what's his name as King Koopa is just terrible. Still, he doesn't really ruin the movie. It's not good per-se, but it is an enjoyable popcorn flick if you can catch it on TV or for a rental. I give it a 6/10
Wow. I can't believe how relieved I am that this show actually exists.
You see, I clearly remember it from way back when I was a little kid. Four teenagers with strange magical tattoos would tel-port into this black room with a pedestal. On the pedestal was a blob of slime called Nimbar that gave the teens missions. They would then transform into laughably bad costumes and fight villains. The whole thing was like an incredibly low budget power rangers. I honestly don't remember much of what went on, but for years I've remembered this show but have never seen anything else about it until now. It just vanished like the vapor it was.
I only remember one episode, in which a monster sprayed the teens with a gas, then all sorts of bad things happened, including the death of Nimbar. Finally the token African girl said that everything bad had happened since they got sprayed. Then they will themselves to wake up. They had been sharing a dream, or something for 18 minutes since they'd been sprayed, and THE MONSTER FREAKIN' DID NOTHING the whole time they were asleep. Even at seven I wondered what the Kessel was with that.
That is how dumb this show's plots were.
You see, I clearly remember it from way back when I was a little kid. Four teenagers with strange magical tattoos would tel-port into this black room with a pedestal. On the pedestal was a blob of slime called Nimbar that gave the teens missions. They would then transform into laughably bad costumes and fight villains. The whole thing was like an incredibly low budget power rangers. I honestly don't remember much of what went on, but for years I've remembered this show but have never seen anything else about it until now. It just vanished like the vapor it was.
I only remember one episode, in which a monster sprayed the teens with a gas, then all sorts of bad things happened, including the death of Nimbar. Finally the token African girl said that everything bad had happened since they got sprayed. Then they will themselves to wake up. They had been sharing a dream, or something for 18 minutes since they'd been sprayed, and THE MONSTER FREAKIN' DID NOTHING the whole time they were asleep. Even at seven I wondered what the Kessel was with that.
That is how dumb this show's plots were.