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This movie is amazing!!! Truly a masterpiece,& a future classic!!!!!!!!! C. Thomas Howe is a true master actor!! The script was perfect!!! The casting,Oh my God the casting!!! Each word that is spoken,in this champion of cinema,was poetic perfecton!!!!! A totally original story,the writers alone should get an Oscar!!!! The amazing sets,the breathtaking locations!!!!!! Here's what you do to get prepped to watch this ' cinematic masterpiece'.....i smoke weed,about....5 big prerolls,get some Sprite,& some more weed,& you get the true experience of a lifetime.for it to make any sense at all,you must be completely,& utterly high, because if you ain't,this movie would be truly unwatchable.that is all.bow before me,speak to me only of my majestic magnificence,& of my anazingness,& all around coolness,gaze in wonder at my incredible package,& acknowledge it's wonder,& fear it's punishing pounding,& yet long for it pleasurable pain.
First of all, let me say, this is a pretty good movie. Not an original thought went into this movie,but stil it was ok. Maybe it's because I'm getting older, but it's really getting exhausting watching people remake movies I didn't need to be remade in the first place.acting is OK,script could've been written by a high school Creative writing student,& edited by a blind man.i didn't pay to see this a the cinema,& for that,i'm glad. This is the kind of movie that you can go outside the theater and smoke a cigarette or two during the movie, bathroom break, he wants I need to phone, and really not miss a whole lot.
Although i enjoyed the movie,it was just like all the others.utterly predictable,great special effects,terrible script,yet acted well,but the actors were journeyman at best.the black limey kid that played the 'synthetic' was pretty good. It always amazed me that this franchise made a damned dime.it's the same movie,over,& over.very little imagination. And the Zeno morphs...what the f$&k is the point of those things? At least the Predators party,& have fun killing those slimy c-suckers anyway it pretty much sucked,as much as it was cool.i kinda hope this is the last we hear from the most boring franchise ever.