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This piece of filth is virtually impossible to follow. The sound is crap the picture quality goes from bad to worse to good to bad again! Things happen for no apparent reason characters appear and disappear. Was the director suffering from a massive brain injury during its production?

Poor film making aside, the story is vile just sick evil sh*t If you like rape, murder and self harm this is right up your alley. And if simulated scenes of murder are not enough you can enjoy clips of actual people being executed. I watched almost all of it but had to turn off after I seen someones brains blown out. Never before have I seen a film that left me feeling so ashamed and dirty.

But you know, I saw this movie last year called Basic … Instinct. Okay. Now, Bill's quick capsule review: Piece of sh*t. Okay, now … yeah, yeah. End of story, by the way. Don't get caught up in that fevered hype phony f*cking debate about that piece of sh*t movie. "Is it too sexist? And what about the movies, are they becoming too …" You're just confused, you've forgotten how to judge correctly. Take a deep breath … look at it again. "Oh, it's a piece of sh*t!" Exactly, that's all it is. Satan squatted, let out a loaf, they put a f*cking title on it, put it on a marquee – Satan's sh*t, piece of sh*t, walk away. "But is it too … and what about the lesbian content, they …" You're getting really baffled here. Piece of sh*t! Now walk away. That's all it is, it's nothing more! Free yourself, folks. If you see it: "Piece of sh*t!" Say it and walk away. You're right! You're right, not those f*ckers who want to tell you how to think! You're f*cking right! And then I come to find out after that film, that all the lesbian sex scenes … let me repeat that. All the lesbian sex scenes … were cut out of that film because the test audience was turned off by them.

Boy, is my thumb not on the pulse of America.

I don't want to seem like Randy Pan, the Goat Boy, but that was the only reason I went to that piece of sh*t. If I had been in that test audience, the only one out front protesting that film would have been Michael Douglas, demanding his part be put back in, all right. "I swear I was in that movie. I swear I was!" "Gee, Mike. The movie started. Sharon Stone was eating another woman for an hour and a half. Then the credits rolled. I don't remember seeing your scrawny ass, Mike." "Was Bill Hicks in that test audience?"