neiljdevlin
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Insomnium is a special kind of film. A film where you get to see exactly what you want out of a bad movie: earnest, unlikable characters, 4 actors, one location and a budget spent on 2 sets of contact lenses.
Nothing of note happens in this movie but so many amazing THINGS happen: Ouija pronounced "wee-jah!" Old men cast as young men Excessive toxic masculinity Excessive substance abuse Excessive repression of emotions Excessive over-exagerration Possibly one actor playing multiple characters but with hair-dye and bad accent. (You can't convince me these are different actors.) You get two great women: a too-horned-up gf and a helpful, if hysterical witch.
The amazing dialogue is muttered toward the wall and it reads like a bot that watched only teen movies.
The accents are vaguely foreignery.
Keep your eyes peeled for the body-dragging scene!
I really can't thank the director enough for the laughter you brought to my home. Would make a great double-feature with the slightly more abysmal FARM.
Nothing of note happens in this movie but so many amazing THINGS happen: Ouija pronounced "wee-jah!" Old men cast as young men Excessive toxic masculinity Excessive substance abuse Excessive repression of emotions Excessive over-exagerration Possibly one actor playing multiple characters but with hair-dye and bad accent. (You can't convince me these are different actors.) You get two great women: a too-horned-up gf and a helpful, if hysterical witch.
The amazing dialogue is muttered toward the wall and it reads like a bot that watched only teen movies.
The accents are vaguely foreignery.
Keep your eyes peeled for the body-dragging scene!
I really can't thank the director enough for the laughter you brought to my home. Would make a great double-feature with the slightly more abysmal FARM.
What year does this take place? 1955? 2004? Corded phones that make rotary sounds? Cars from the 70s? Giant turntable credenzas and oh so much more. I guess this is what 2004-2006 looks like to someone born in 1990. Oh, and the rest of the movie sucks too.