Welcome to the new profile
We're still working on updating some profile features. To see the badges, ratings breakdowns, and polls for this profile, please go to the previous version.
Ratings43
Barebower's rating
Reviews39
Barebower's rating
Words do not exist to describe how utterly pathetic, stupid and pointless this load of garbage is. It defies belief that somebody could think that this rubbish was worth producing.
Very possibly the most infantile thing I have ever watched. Doesn't know whether it's a documentary, dramatisation or z grade horror movie.
Made mostly of padding with appalling effects and very possibly the worst creature outfit since Plan 9 From Outer Space.
There's nothing to be said for this load of horse biscuits other than that it's only worth watching if you want to see how truly bad a movie can be. Suitable for drug crazed nut-jobs only.
Very possibly the most infantile thing I have ever watched. Doesn't know whether it's a documentary, dramatisation or z grade horror movie.
Made mostly of padding with appalling effects and very possibly the worst creature outfit since Plan 9 From Outer Space.
There's nothing to be said for this load of horse biscuits other than that it's only worth watching if you want to see how truly bad a movie can be. Suitable for drug crazed nut-jobs only.
If I could say anything positive about this train wreck I would but there just isn't anything good about this appalling mess.
It give of the vibes of a high school assignment that started out with enthusiasm and quickly spiraled out of control to ultimately get an 'F' from a teacher that took pity on them.
It's a pity because there is the germ of a storyline there but here's the thing... if you don't have a budget to afford a decent creature suit and you can't get anyone who can act then don't make the film to begin with. You're only going to end up with a disappointing load of rubbish that people are going pan after having wasted their time watching it.
Doesn't even deserve 1 star.
It give of the vibes of a high school assignment that started out with enthusiasm and quickly spiraled out of control to ultimately get an 'F' from a teacher that took pity on them.
It's a pity because there is the germ of a storyline there but here's the thing... if you don't have a budget to afford a decent creature suit and you can't get anyone who can act then don't make the film to begin with. You're only going to end up with a disappointing load of rubbish that people are going pan after having wasted their time watching it.
Doesn't even deserve 1 star.
This is 114 minutes of your life that you will never get back...
This 'movie', if you can call it that, doesn't even have a discernible storyline. It is devoid of any form of acting talent and was probably shot using and old mobile phone and a goPro.
Basically, a half senile old man goes for a walk in the woods, meets another guy who he hikes with for a while. They split and then nothing happens until about the 112 minute mark.
The big dramatic moment doesn't even have the shag pile carpet 'sasquatch' in the same frame as the senile old man. In fact the cheap fur coat 'sasquatch' doesn't appear at any point in the movie in the same frame as the old man.
Out of 114 minutes about 74 minutes are stock nature footage that has nothing to do with anything. Another 30 minutes are repeats of the same sequences presented as different points along the hike. Nobody associated with this film has ever heard of the term 'continuity'.
There is nothing about this movie that is either interesting, entertaining, informative or worth your time to watch it.
Basically, a half senile old man goes for a walk in the woods, meets another guy who he hikes with for a while. They split and then nothing happens until about the 112 minute mark.
The big dramatic moment doesn't even have the shag pile carpet 'sasquatch' in the same frame as the senile old man. In fact the cheap fur coat 'sasquatch' doesn't appear at any point in the movie in the same frame as the old man.
Out of 114 minutes about 74 minutes are stock nature footage that has nothing to do with anything. Another 30 minutes are repeats of the same sequences presented as different points along the hike. Nobody associated with this film has ever heard of the term 'continuity'.
There is nothing about this movie that is either interesting, entertaining, informative or worth your time to watch it.