Welcome to the new profile
We're still working on updating some profile features. To see the badges, ratings breakdowns, and polls for this profile, please go to the previous version.
Reviews8
comicnerd-22808's rating
Agent Jade Black somehow isn't the worst movie I've seen in the year of 2020. That would have to go to something even stupider like All the Freckles in the World or some crap. But this films low budget can limit how good it is, some of the sound effects are pretty bad, the performances aren't good, I mean maybe whoever plays Jade is good at times, but this film has poor actors. Some of the music sounds like some stock copyright free crap you would see in a YouTube video. There are other low budget films that have good music, like King Candy, so don't say it's because their budget is small. The intentions of the villains are kind of confusing, like they kill people but their also trying to end the organization that Jade works for and they do other stuff, it's confusing. Overall it isn't bad but it ain't good.
Marriage Story is one of the best films of 2019, and if anyone said this was their movie of the year, I would understand completely. This movie is a work of art in every meaning of the word, it makes the audience sit through this realistic take on a divorce. I live how a simple line of dialogue could change the story completely, theres literally a scene where one guy talks about how big LA is and it changes everything. The editing and casting is flawless, Adam Driver and Scarlett Johansson both prove that their more than just action figures and give one of the best performances of the year, and I believe Scarlett deserves Best Actress at the Oscar's this year. By far a film that gets better as time goes by. The only thing holding it down is some annoying dialogue from Adam Driver's coworkers at his theater where he writes plays.
The Angry Birds Movie 2 is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Never before have I ever been so angry over a film made by a well known and well funded studio. One joke is literally the Bomb guy eating a tub of pig snot, are you kidding me. I look at the reviews for this movie and they all are the same thing "10/10 so funny haha take your kids" but since I'm not a parent I won't compliment a film just because "Little Timmy really liked it." Also if The Angry Birds Movie 2 had you laughing so hard that you couldn't breath, please start watching actual comedy, I'd rather watch SNL than this. Really, all I can say is.. who asked for this? Really, name one teenage or adult person who wanted a sequel to The Angry Birds Movie. I swear to you theres a scene of a pig dabbing, that's the level we're on. The only reason this isn't a 1/10 is because the animators seem to actually care about this movie, unlike whoever wrote this.